and now a Cameron Crazy has died….WTF IS THIS DUKE VOODOO??

Had the worst betting weekend of my career last week. BUT THAT WAS LAST WEEK. CFB WEEK 2 CJLG CAN’T LOSE PARLAY:. Louisville -13.5.Iowa St. ML.Illinois ML.Vandy ML.Ole Miss -9.5. Wager: $30.Payout: $530. It can’t lose.

Friday’s Jerry Jam. Love this tune. #FJJ

Warren Haynes 🫱🏼‍🫲🏽 Van Morrison. Happy Warren Haynes Wednesday. #WHW

I’m going to kill myself.

This game is the epitome of College Football. What a time to be alive. Seriously, I am so thankful.

RT @Scooter5869: Boys we are here. As one of our modern day greats has said “ What if they all hit”- @MSStateBetts . Lynyrd Skynyrd - Freeb….

Texas A&M -23.5 is the best bet of the weekend. Thank me later.

Friday’s Jerry Jam because MISSISSIPPI STATE football is back tomorrow. #FJJ

RT @BFW: What an absolutely wretched back to back calls against Nebraska. What the hell was that spot?. And that was a fumble.

It is finally here. The CJLG College Football Week 1 Can’t Lose Parlay:. Boise State u63.5.Nebraska -6.5.Bama -13.5.A&M -23.5.Clemson ML.SCAR -6.5 . Wager: $25 .To Win: $630. Remember…it CAN’T lose. Impossible.

It just dawned on me that yesterday was Tuesday….

I cannot believe Mississippi State is set to kickoff against Southern Miss at 11:00AM…the exact same time as Texas and Ohio State. Television can’t be scheduling two prime time games at the same time. #shrink.

Warren Haynes Wednesday. Enjoy. #WHW

This Friday’s Jerry Jam is my second favorite song ever. SHAKE IT, SHAKE IT #FJJ

APPARENTLY, when you ask your doctor to check for a hemorrhoid, there has to be a “chaperone” present. Well my chaperone today was sweet, innocent, very cute, same age as me Mabry. I told her, “I’m so sorry that you are having to do this. I can’t imagine it’s going to be pretty.”.

Auburn🤝UCF🤝Florida State . 1. Gus Malzahn.2. National Championships that aren’t real (FSU hasn’t claimed the 2023 natty yet, but likely will if they are as soft as the other two programs).

Today’s Warren Haynes Wednesday is particularly special, because it is my all time favorite song. Let your soulshine, gentlemen. #WHW

Congrats, @FSUFootball. You are the 2023 NCAA CFP National Champion. Like 2004 @AuburnFootball, you were undefeated but not given the opportunity to compete in the Natty. To clarify, USC and Heisman Trophy winner Matt Leinart were NOT the 2004 natty champs. Auburn was. 🤣🤣🤣.

And just like Christmas, once again, every sorority in America has “swept” the row. THE ONLY THING THAT NEEDS TO BE SWEPT IS MY DAMN KITCHEN FLOOR!! GET TO SWEEPIN, BITCHES.

Some of us are old to remember when Starkville had Connie’s Titties. You just had to be there.