’ 𝗕𝗢𝗬 , 𝘿𝙊 𝙒𝙀 𝙃𝘼𝙑𝙀 𝘼 𝙂𝙊𝙊𝘿 𝙂𝙐𝙀𝙎𝙏 𝙁𝙊𝙍 𝙔𝙊𝙐 𝙏𝙊𝙉𝙄𝙂𝙃𝙏 ! ’ ❥➵ { 🧵🪡 }

[BATCH 3] Sometimes gets distracted (unless it's a moment he'd be feeling strong noteable emotions in) Used to be very agile,still is but..Eh. Absolutely loves swimming in the right conditions,will stay in the water until nightfall if you let him Probably collects framed insects

// Mandatory translation time!! : RESPONSE ACCEPTED. NO. LEFT. WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU TONIGHT. //

[Then, he responded.] ' N0. L3FT. ' [It paused.] ' W3 H4V3 4 GR34T SH0W F0R Y0U T0N1GHT . ' ⚡︎ [River swore they saw an eery smile creep onto his face when it started randomly rehearsing the interview speech, but then again—it was an unmoving robot with a damaged face.]

[The automaton stayed put, but it looked almost like the thing reeled back at the reaction.. Just a bit.] [Other than that, the rusted robot just.. Sat there. Twitching slightly when River responded.] ' R3SP0NS3 4CC3PT3D . ' [it's head jolted forth for a moment.] +

//it's trying to form sentences aweee (don't awe this guy) // \\ also ofc I'll always provide a quick clean version for him EVEN if you don't need it! : WHERE. WHAT. DOWN. YES. MAYBE. \\

(⚡︎) [Somehow, that ceeepy..thing.. had made its way into the manor. It was sitting on the floor..Right infront of the couch.Dormant for a while.] [suddenly, it began to initialize its speech training protocal, raspily speaking out of order.] 'WH3R3. WH4T. D0WN. Y3S. M4YB3.'

// Do I try and crank out some small prompts or go bother people??... // \\ why not both? Life needs a bit of madness!! \\

[BATCH 2] There may or may not be a few photos in his pockets (one of celine, one of him and damien, etc.) Uses older slang (throwing jove in the mix, egads, bully...) Limps mostly when his bodys tired Doesn't have the BEST posture really (appears straightened out most times)

[BATCH 1] Dont trust his appearance, he's hiding his early gray hairs very well Has VERH good and detailed stories about little adventures (especially jumanji) Sorta lightweight (tolerance is bareable) May be half blind, fully denies it Spaces out SOMETIMES.

{ #Marktwt #twtrp #wkm #wmlw etc etc im tired of tags!!!!! }

//I'll do my best to tend to this one!! Haaah. Just specify which mustached freakazoid you're messing with and he'll be right there! //

{Are you ready for your interview. ... Answer unclear. Repeating question. Are you ready for your interview.}

4R3 Y0U R34DY F0R Y0UR 1NT3RV13W. ... 4NSW3R UNCL34R. R3P34T1NG QU3ST10N. 4R3 Y0U R34DY F0R Y0UR 1NT3RV13W. (⚡︎) {clear version below for those who don't do quirks.}

' WELL , WELL , WELL . ' ' wellwellwellwellwellWEEELLLL . . (Ahem.) ' ' I need t' find a few WILLING volunteers for a little gameshow in a bit , but other than that — HELLO ! ! ' ✿

[BATCH 3] Mostly incoherent.. (This may affect roleplay/dialogue through texting quirks. The quirk in question being number assimilation. F0r 3x4mpl3— the vowels are replaced!) Can see their target from... Every angle (can connect to security systems!) Does good impressions!

[BATCH 2] Very VERY unlabeled! It's purpose isn't very much for romance or intimacy, but to INTERVIEW and TELL STORIES! And to be tested.. Possessed by the MEMORIES of the colonel (Joey Drew batdr style? Maybe?) Very rusty jointed, but sometimes.. It moves so fluidly.

[BATCH 1] Despite the outdated model and scuffed voice/functions, it remembers a face and refrains from repeating phrases/questions with that person Has very strong teeth on its skeleton It/he Can think on its own (w/o being commanded) One of the only ways William is remembered

[ BATCH 3 ] Owns reading glasses that he never uses looks about 40(excluding that massive age complex)(transcends age) Very physical (touchy with closer allies, people who let him) Claims to be a pro at drinking games.Might not be.. Chooses "Wi" aliases to try and remember..

[ BATCH 2 ] ALWAYS has fishnets and lace on under his pants. Compares his abilities to characters like deadpool (it goes deeper than that) Tried to adopt a few exotic pets, ended up letting them run around on set His hair MAY be thinning... It retains its great CURLS though!

[ BATCH 1 ] Has a tiny limp (check on that arthritis??) Bipolar Disorder? I hardly know her. Shows signs of dementia and DENIES it all Has a warfstache tattoo'd in a place you'd never expect.. Took up a hobby of playing russian roulette with random criminals (he cheats)