Mikey in DFW
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Idiot who runs @1996ID4. Heels, Jerks, Boise, & whoever’s playing Duke. BBQ ≠ cooking apparatus, BBQ ≠ social event. Wife has the “Best Principal in TX” belt.
TX via NC thru AL
Joined March 2010
By god, @RicFlairNatrBoy telling both Duke and NC State where to stick it because Slick Ric and Dean Smith are always number one, fat boys! #UNC #GoHeels
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Yo, @axs… I guess y’all are good collaborating with @TeamStubHub to steal money from @yeehaw_mr_man at the @ThePlotInYou concert in Dallas tonight?. Your stupid app never delivered the tickets and they have THE ENTIRE TRANSACTION CHAIN DOCUMENTED. What are you doing to fix it?.
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This is how it’s done, everybody.
With #Severance returning today, here’s Season 1’s Lumon Music Experience musical styles as professional wrestlers: .🧵
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Early weekday workday kickoff leading into a midcard bowl game featuring a middling ACC team?. Who does the Sugar Bowl think it is? Kentucky/Louisville basketball??.
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Whole lotta people, original poster included, showing their ass in this thread here. Apparently, according to this logic, I can swing my hockey stick like a baseball bat and hit anyone I want in the head with no penalty, so long as they don’t miss a shift.
Necas didn’t miss a shift.
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My favorite annual thread….
This is your 2024 Nakatomi Terrorist Lineup! Hailing from East Germany, he loved making models as a kid, an exceptional thief who might pivot into kidnapping, he buys his suits the same place Arafat does, the Man with Classical Education & making his debut tonight, Hans Gruber!
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RT @BeerBaron4life: 🎶Tuesday night they'll be dressed to kill.Down at Nakatomi Bar 'n' Grill.The drink will flow & blood will spill.And if….
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RT @BeerBaron4life: @myMotorhead Happy Birthday Lemmy!. “I’ll take a Diet Coke.” -Lemmy .@TheTLDPodcast @MDWDFW @tommyropesss
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While the correct teams were chosen given the criteria, this has been a complete fiasco. So much for rewarding excellence. #StayAt4.#8MightBeGreat .#DozenAintBuzzin . (cc: @PDawg206).
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College Football encapsulates the entire American experience. Good and bad.
Every time one of the have-nots in CFB grab one tiny morsel of the sports biggest spoils, the establishment loses its shit and insists they're unworthy and must be beaten back down to serf status so the lords can continue gorging at the feast of plenty. It's exhausting.
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RT @KegsnEggs: It is wild how CFB struggles to embrace the underdog. Indiana is the perfect advertisement for a new playoff - fan bases hav….
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