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Twitter is like if kindergarten crossed with the Wild West.

I see Twitter’s IQ hasn’t improved while I was away. In fact, it’s gotten worse.

I was just informed Trump is deploying another 2,000 Guard troops to L.A. The first 2,000? Given no food or water. Only approx. 300 are deployed — the rest are sitting, unused, in federal buildings without orders. This isn’t about public safety. It’s about stroking a dangerous

How’s Aussie Twitter going? You guys stopped crying yet?

Today, drilling for gas under the Barossa project off the coast of Darwin was approved That's 274mil tones of emissions from one of the dirtiest gas projects in the 🌏 More than 100x emissions from the 🇦🇺 electricity system Our approvals system is broken. We need urgent reform

So Pete Navarro says Musk’s Teslas aren’t 100% American made, calling the brand a ‘car assembler’ rather than manufacturer, bc they rely on imports of batteries & electronics from Japan, China & Taiwan. So Musk called him moron. #TariffWar

So. Much. Winning! 🏆

I hope he was born and bred in America, and his parents, too. I hope he doesn’t have any tattoos… He could get disappeared… It could happen. 👀

MTG learnt from the best... There’s been no bigger grifter than Donald. The biggest grifter the world has ever seen. Huge. Beautiful word - grrrrifter. It starts with gr - just like groceries. Another beautiful word. But an old-fashioned word. Grrrroceries.

The United States wants to control women’s bodies, because they say the potential life in an embryo is too precious to destroy.

Are you tired of winning yet?

Obama: Imagine if I had pulled Fox News’ credentials from the press corps

Obama: Imagine if I had done any of this…

“1$rael continues to commit the GREATEST EVIL the world has witnessed in recent memory. Two weeks ago, we debated its use of starvation as a weapon of war. This week, we witnessed the targeting of health care workers & rescuers in Gaza...” —Aodhán Ó Ríordáin-MEP🇪🇺

“One GEN0CIDAL statement after another... 1$rael, if you look at what they write in their newspapers.. What they say on public affairs radio & TV programs, they are in the least hiding the fact that they're committing GEN0CIDE. They are proud of it..” —Norman Finkelstein

Peter Dutton is under pressure to publish modelling and details of his gas plan, which has faced a barrage of industry condemnation.

We have an FTA with America, which they have just broken by adding more tariffs on Aussie imports. This is despite the fact USA has a trade DEFICIT with us, and we have ZERO tariffs on goods from USA. Our PM is not reciprocating, bc that is a tax on Aussies.

Twitter is full of liars and hypocrites. You all just make up and amplify whatever bullshit fits your narrative. What an ignorant way to live.

Maybe this is why they’re stripping away the Education Department? Who needs an education who you can get paid for peanuts as child labour, like back in the good ol’ golden age!

Classic!