Gig List 2023

Foden - 0 goals in last 13 appearances Haaland- 0 NPG in last 9 appearances Doku- 0 goals in last 13 appearances Savinho- 0 goals in last 31 PL appearances Bernardo Silva - 0 goals in last 24 PL appearances When will people realise you can do this for every club?

Good morning to everyone who won the North London derby yesterday. ☕️

Arne Slot spending weeks undermining set pieces only to lose against a manager who was unironically a set piece coach last season is football heritage.

I am extremely saddened to learn of the passing of British boxing legend Ricky Hatton. A superbly talented fighter who inspired a generation of young boxers and fans in a way very few had done before due to both his personality and the entertainment he provided in the ring.

3 years ago today Leon pulled it out of the fire 🏆 https://t.co/O1Snkcs4Ex

Max Dowman. That’s it. That’s the tweet. ✨

We spawned Lewis-Skelly, Nwaneri and Dowman in the space of 18 months. Hale End is too fake.

🚨🇸🇪 Arsenal and Sporting, exchanging emails for Viktor Gyökeres deal. ✅❤️🤍 ◉ Chelsea advancing for both Simons and Hato. ◉ Eze’s camp remains in contact with Arsenal. ◉ Rodrygo to decide his future soon, no advanced talks yet. 🎥 https://t.co/JuwJrbGeXq

4 years ago when my lad was at his lowest, Diogo took the time to record this for him and it helped more than he will ever know. It was a small task, but it meant to so much and I would have loved to have thanked for him personally for it. Thank you Diogo ❤️

Difficult to think of a more iconic moment in recent Champs League history than those two free kicks. And not to go overboard but at a time when many are falling out of love with the game, I think I speak for us all when I say that Declan Rice saved football last night. #ARSRMA

A group of 150 Southend United fans hired a ‘party boat’ to take them down The Thames to their match away to Sutton on Saturday, and they soon noticed that an American tourist called Evan was sitting quietly by himself, so they asked him if he was OK. It turned out that he had

“You’re my idol, You’re my idol” Waterman to Thierry Henry after scoring the winner for Panama. 🇵🇦👏🏾

If you’re looking for some Sunday viewing, here’s a highlight from Dennis Bergkamp’s 2006 testimonial. Old pal Edgar Davids bursts through on goal, chips the keeper, and then gets needlessly shithoused by Gilles Grimandi. Brings a tear to the eye.

Why is she celebrating like this? Does she know she hasn’t won anything? This is exactly what Haaland meant.

"The players want to run through brick walls for Arteta" 🧱 Darren Lewis praises the job Mikel Arteta has done at Arsenal 🙌

Rambo having the whole of Stoke on strings. 💉💉💉

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This Soccer AM dance off has set me off. 🤣🤣🤣

This was Ben White against Leroy Sane and you’re telling me he wouldn’t have caught Evafuckingnilson. I’m not having it.

Humility lectures from the most arrogant player in the League who nastily belittled 17yr-old Lewis-Skelly, and cowardly hurled a ball at the back of Gabriel’s head.. pipe down @ErlingHaaland you nasty piece of work.