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Luke Kempner

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x is shit. Bring back twitter

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@SalfordMe2023
Woke Lefty 🫣
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Gary Neville employs 600+ Mancunians. He pays shit loads in tax. He opened his hotel to front line workers during the covid lockdowns. God knows his punditry has had me slagging him off lately, disagree with him all you want, but he's clearly not a traitor. Worsley warriors
@AshleaSimonBF
Ashlea Simon
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“Gary Neville’s a Traitor” in Altrincham right now 💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻
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@bundleoftrix
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TYSON FURY IS OFFICIALLY BACK BABYYYY 👊🤣😂 #tysonfury #usyk #impression
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@LukeKempner
Luke Kempner
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New Downton Abbey Film looks shit
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@LauraKirk12
Laura Kirk-Francis
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1st day in my new job as a producer on talkSPORT Breakfast x
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@LukeKempner
Luke Kempner
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‘He’s been murdered, deal with it’ I LOVE ALAN CARR #Traitors
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@LukeKempner
Luke Kempner
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Hope Niko/Neko/NAHCOLE, gets on every breakfast tv show tomorrow. #traitors
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@LukeKempner
Luke Kempner
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CAN’T WAIT. WE DON’T LIKE JOURNOS
@StokeyyG2
george
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Bovver from Green Street has revealed that a new Green Street movie will go into production next year. The story will pick up 20 years after the events of the original film, showing where everyone is now. [@talkSPORT]
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@LukeKempner
Luke Kempner
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Trump The Piss President
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@guychristensen_
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Our friend from Gaza thanks Trump for the ceasefire “in the right way”
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@SophieP25397
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Remember when Gary Neville opened his hotel free of charge to NHS staff who needed somewhere to stay during the early stages of lockdown. That’s surely more patriotic than hanging a flag made in China on a lamp post and painting a roundabout and screaming at mentally ill guys
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@stormyjaniel
askyourdoctor
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I live that Mark Bonnar is physically incapable of not looking like he's in a gritty BBC crime drama. #CelebrityTraitors
@iamcherlynn
Cherlynn Andrew-Wilf
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Well it was fuckin one a yeis #CelebrityTraitors
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@LukeKempner
Luke Kempner
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Happy @lesmisofficial 40th.
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@LukeKempner
Luke Kempner
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Don’t worry. We’ve updated the bio 😉
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@LukeKempner
Luke Kempner
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This is the best news of the year!
@BigAntStudios
Big Ant Studios
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Here we go! #Cricket26
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@BigAntStudios
Big Ant Studios
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Here we go! #Cricket26
@CricketAus
Cricket Australia
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🎮 It's back 🎮 Cricket 26 will launch on all popular consoles in November 20 - complete with an expanded #Ashes Mode allowing fans to experience cricket's oldest rivalry on their own terms.
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@Comedypodcastde
ComedyPodcastDevotees
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#ComedyPodcastOfTheDay @UnequalSequel This week, comedian, impressionist & West End star @LukeKempner joins the pod! He's talking through his best, worst & dream movie sequels. Expect bold choices, and huge energy. Don't miss it! #unequalSequel https://t.co/6SW6QLfhGf
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@Todd_Spence
Todd Spence
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Paul Rudd not being able to keep it together while Will Ferrell riffs is the absolute best 😂
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@Spilling_The_T
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RIP Dame Patricia Routledge. Your portrayal of Hyacinth Bucket (boo-kay) will always be iconic!
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@krassenstein
Brian Krassenstein
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BREAKING: Trump says that he will lower drug prices by 1600%. For those who didn’t pass 4th grade math. A 1600% reduction on a $200 drug means you get paid $3000 in cash for taking a drug. This is at least the 4th time Trump made this claim. This means he is dumber than a
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@LukeKempner
Luke Kempner
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61,001 cmon just for a laugh
@afcstuff
afcstuff
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🚨 Mail Sport understands one of the target areas for the new Arsenal board is the Emirates Stadium expansion & Otto Maly will be leading the charge. Maly, a trusted figure in Kroenke’s inner circle, played a central role in building SoFi Stadium in Los Angeles. The Emirates can
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