
Luke Kempner
@LukeKempner
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x is shit. Bring back twitter
Joined April 2009
Gary Neville employs 600+ Mancunians. He pays shit loads in tax. He opened his hotel to front line workers during the covid lockdowns. God knows his punditry has had me slagging him off lately, disagree with him all you want, but he's clearly not a traitor. Worsley warriors
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1st day in my new job as a producer on talkSPORT Breakfast x
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‘He’s been murdered, deal with it’ I LOVE ALAN CARR #Traitors
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Hope Niko/Neko/NAHCOLE, gets on every breakfast tv show tomorrow. #traitors
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CAN’T WAIT. WE DON’T LIKE JOURNOS
Bovver from Green Street has revealed that a new Green Street movie will go into production next year. The story will pick up 20 years after the events of the original film, showing where everyone is now. [@talkSPORT]
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Our friend from Gaza thanks Trump for the ceasefire “in the right way”
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Remember when Gary Neville opened his hotel free of charge to NHS staff who needed somewhere to stay during the early stages of lockdown. That’s surely more patriotic than hanging a flag made in China on a lamp post and painting a roundabout and screaming at mentally ill guys
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I live that Mark Bonnar is physically incapable of not looking like he's in a gritty BBC crime drama. #CelebrityTraitors
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Here we go! #Cricket26
🎮 It's back 🎮 Cricket 26 will launch on all popular consoles in November 20 - complete with an expanded #Ashes Mode allowing fans to experience cricket's oldest rivalry on their own terms.
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#ComedyPodcastOfTheDay
@UnequalSequel This week, comedian, impressionist & West End star @LukeKempner joins the pod! He's talking through his best, worst & dream movie sequels. Expect bold choices, and huge energy. Don't miss it! #unequalSequel
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Paul Rudd not being able to keep it together while Will Ferrell riffs is the absolute best 😂
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RIP Dame Patricia Routledge. Your portrayal of Hyacinth Bucket (boo-kay) will always be iconic!
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BREAKING: Trump says that he will lower drug prices by 1600%. For those who didn’t pass 4th grade math. A 1600% reduction on a $200 drug means you get paid $3000 in cash for taking a drug. This is at least the 4th time Trump made this claim. This means he is dumber than a
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61,001 cmon just for a laugh
🚨 Mail Sport understands one of the target areas for the new Arsenal board is the Emirates Stadium expansion & Otto Maly will be leading the charge. Maly, a trusted figure in Kroenke’s inner circle, played a central role in building SoFi Stadium in Los Angeles. The Emirates can
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