Well I for one can’t wait for the photograph of Harry Wilson in a fur hooded parka coat in January.

🎧 🔂

You don’t deserve my 8 grand on that Adidas merch in the morning.

I’d even take a sighting of Vydra sat in All Bar One right now. (If you know, you know).

Oh well. At least we can go to bed at a reasonable hour this time around.

An instant cult hero.

My highlights:.▪️Our fan waving a £20 note at Tonali at the corner flag .▪️The linesman having a “technical issue” and my stand just assuming that the only logical explanation was that he MUST have shit himself.▪️Harrison’s ball to DCL being reminiscent of that beaut Roofe assist.

What was required was a strong competitive response and I feel like they delivered that today. DCL looked like the prospect I’d hoped for: he was rapid, offered an aerial threat, had great hold-up play, and was technically intelligent. Dare I say I’m excited?.

That’s never a foul in a million years. But I have Chalobah in my team so I am absolutely thrilled.

All the makings of completely backfiring in true fashion has this one. But I love him and he is the only one remotely providing any joy currently.

The point where Pat starts to praise and mention Marcelo in his Instagram video is the point where I just completely lost it 🥺😭😩.

RT @WeahsCousin: If your new centre forward hasn’t got the bottle to take one of the first 9 penalties against a League Two side then I’m a….

We really could learn a thing or two about penalties from a team that has “Winner Winner Chicken Dinner” printed on the back of their shirt.

Couldn’t deliver a letter, finish their dinner or catch a cold these lot. Shameful.

Not even fussed for VAR to award penalties at any stage as it would be completely pointless.

I have no words.

A classic Leeds number 9 right there. I wouldn’t expect anything different.

We just don’t do goalkeepers do we.

Solomon again ole ole….