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Seeker of truth and humor. Follower of finance, tech, politics, health, comedy, art, entertainment, marketing, and video games.
Floating Around North America
Joined January 2024
The funniest part of the election was this guy talking to Elon Musk about pooping on Mark Cuban.
@mcuban You inspire us all, even a retard can be rich af
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Asking Jennifer Lawrence about Palestine is arguably dumber than asking Ja Rule about 9/11.
Jennifer Lawrence Says What’s Happening in Palestine Is ‘No Less Than a Genocide and It’s Unacceptable’: ‘I’m Terrified for All of Our Children’
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It’s going to be crazy when AI allows us to talk directly to dolphins, monkeys, and whales.
Patrick turns 34, receives a royal cloak, and then ties the perfect knot - because even jungle royalty needs a signature look! 👑🦧✨ King behavior. #metrorichmondzoo #rva #orangutans
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I shot down Lindsay Lohan when she was in her hot mess phase.
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We need more wholesome fun like this on this website.
I love it when somebody tweets “what’s the best 30 rock joke” and everyone replies with their fave 30 rock joke. Can somebody pls do that? I would but I’ve done it too many times in the past and I should let somebody else have the engagement this time
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Carl: I’d like to publicly announce how horrible white people are. Also Carl: I don’t have any white guilt.
I am not "white people." I feel absolutely zero loyalty towards those who share my skin tone, and I feel no responsibility for what horrors those with my skin tone have committed, now or in the past. Neither "white solidarity" nor "white guilt" are part of my worldview.
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I once met Jason Mamoa at Rock N Reilly’s on Sunset Blvd. This is literally who he is.🤘🤘🤘
New footage! Jason Momoa inside a mosh pit during Pantera's set at Black Sabbath's final concert.
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That’s interesting because your tweet makes me feel like you’re a sniveling woke white man who projectile vomits his white guilt in an attempt to appear pure.
The music in The Bear makes me feel like someone very white and male and old wants to educate me
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Every Uber driver that doesn’t speak English is a massive safety hazard and should be reported to ICE. Source: https://t.co/IApGWufofB
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You definitely pummeled them, sir, but nah, it’s not over. Not yet anyway. Like it or not, we still have a long way to go. They need to be mercilessly stomped on.
“Baby, what happened to Woke?” Dead, my darling, Woke is dead.
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That’s not entirely accurate, @jason: 1. Democrats on recently started to embrace bringing millions of illegals into the country. 2. The illegals only commit less crime than Black Americans. They do not commit less crime than White or Asian Americans.
Reminder: the Republicans and Democrats we elected encouraged illegal immigration for 20+ years in order to make our economy boom They did this at the behest of business leaders who donated to them, and citizens who wanted cheap labor. These immigrants commit far less crimes
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I think about this a lot. There’s a part of me that thinks wokeness would never have taken hold of The West if Steve Jobs was still alive because he would have openly rejected it and he was too important of a figure for everyone to ignore.
Imagine a scenario about 7 years ago in an Apple boardroom, with a diverse set of under qualified managers discussing a big problem: Speech to text is not “equitable” This is what I think happened at Apple to sabotage performance for all in the name of an “equitable” outcome:🧵
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This should be easy to do. Advertising pharmaceuticals was already illegal until 1997, and the ad industry is one of the last bastions of wokeness. Therefore, this absolutely needs to be done because taking away the ad industry’s pharmaceutical money will crater wokeness.
BREAKING: Robert F. Kennedy Jr has announced plans to ban pharmaceutical advertisements on television.
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I feel like race relations would be so much better if Black people just unironically said “dude” way more often.
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Karp diem.
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Trump is a bit of a carnival barker, but the DNC is a house of mirrors.
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@TheDailyShow If Jon Stewart had any authenticity, balls, or talent left he’d have his own independent podcast instead of continuing to appear on whatever this rotting corporate funded corpse of a show now is.
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