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pat cummins was working as a sext expert for tim paine to rizz up a side chick rather than a bowler.. yet he made sure his team never gets whitewashed unlike peak bumrah..
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People get mad at Travis Head. But he is a slutty batter and he lives as he dies, batting slutty.
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how can you love cricket & not be a fan of cricket australia is beyond me this team dish out serial winners, most entertaining, unpredictable yet brave cricketers, know how to win the trophies & most important make cu*nts like pierse morgan cry 10 times a week..
BREAKING: Australia beat England in just two bloody days. Disastrous start to the Ashes. I’m going back to bed.
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Head is telling it was smith’s decision to send him in & asked him to go absolute bonkers.. we will miss smudge’s cricketing nerdy brain so much once he goes off..
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every travis head boundary had a touch of disrespect & arrogance in it it’s like a pro cricketer screaming at kids to go pick the ball up at ropes & try harder to get me out you dumbnuts..
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head gets to his hundred off 69 this shit goes straight into cricketing erotica archives #ashes
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the imperious joy of watching stokes’ the bowler being put back in his actual place is only second to watching siraj getting thwacked like a rabid dog #ashes
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Travis head showing mark wood who has the bigger wood.. so much filth in that six trash getting discarded in dustbin
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shouldn’t lose this one but even if we do nothing much to worry about once cummins gets back he will line up these mugs like hot dog on skewers..
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b starc c steven smith it’s not just a dream it’s a wet dream of orgasmic proportions.. #ashes
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this dumbfuck gandu has to be the most stupid account who tweets cricket, he hasn’t watched much of smith that is for sure bt i know he hasn’t watched sachin or lara either..
Why i dont put Steve smith in that sachin lara category. On such fast bouncy decks he lacks the strokeplay & sheer ability to dominate & get a 70 or 80. Pure grinder.
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nothing gives me a boner like umpire’s call going in favour of my team on a cold friday morning
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DUD ROOT HERO IN HOMELAND, PRETENDER IN AUSTRALIA !! GET INNN @westaustralian
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why are we bowling full & searching for the wickets when we can just bowl short & break ribs
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