Gustavo.
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Jabu steals R5000 from his mom’s purse. Jabu cannot just buy a playstation, his mom will be suspicious. Jabu opens a car wash. He washes cars for R50 but adds R150 of the stolen money to each transaction. So on paper each car washed =R200. Rinse and repeat.
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Bring gymnastics to the hood and it’s over for all the caucasians in the Olympics.
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Dating people who are married.
What's the weirdest thing society accepts as normal? 🤔
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unpopular opinion: girls really doing this for themselves. If you asked any guy what they wanted, a picnic would never make their list.
Dont @ me
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The longest school holiday ever.
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Middle class is the worst class. You’re too rich for some things and too poor for other things and you’re always 1 bad financial decision away from the poverty line.
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That thread got the girlies vexed 😭😭😭 watch them make their own thread later today, and watch them cross every line and push every button🤞🏾😭
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This is how Nokia’s decline began. Lack of innovation and relying on brand loyalty for sales. Apple is not too big to fail.
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@nalediontweet
Doesn’t matter really. Even if he grabs a bucket with some cloths and walks around pretending to wash cars. The aim is to make it appear to his mom that the money (R5000) comes from a clean source… obviously this is an extremely basic explanation of money laundering.
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People who wake up and start talking really worry me. Don’t you wanna think nyana, defrost a bit ??
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Idk why your name always dusts me 😭 i mean, what are the chances 😭
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Living with your parents until it becomes your house >>>
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Me & my friend practicing a routine for Arts & Culture, 5 minutes before performing for marks 😭😭:
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Please don’t ever feel comfortable to do anything heavier than weed around me. I will call the cops and call your mother.
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“Hey, you’re gonna hate me 🙈”
How do I tell lil mama we have to cancel our date coz I ran out of money?
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A cosy little house in Midstream
imama & 2 kids
Range Rover Evoque (for her)
BMW 340i (for me)
Ford Ranger
2 family trips a year
Need this within the next 10 years.
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Whenever i hear the word marriage, this is what pops into my mind. I will never let twitter stories & drama change that. Marriage, healthy partner and children, financial stability and lots of travelling is the end goal.
My parents have been together for over 20 years and they’re still mad crazy about each other😭😭😭😭❤️ man this is what I’m talking about😭😭😭
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Amapiano is not merely a sound. It’s a culture. Sure you can try steal the sound but the culture (dance moves, vibes/energy, creativity…etc) cannot be stolen. Besides, you can easily hear when a piano song is not made by a South African, it sounds very meh.
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Don’t forget that your academic life is also your bag, Don’t fumble it !! Stay focused okes.
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As long as my problems don’t require nappies and baby formula. I’ll be alright.
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Raw sex is actually so overrated dawg. The risk to reward ratio is dizzy. Raw sex is just bad business.
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Akere we are woke and want to dismantle all cultural practices without understanding the reason they existed.
The first 3 months after giving birth mom & child must move back home so her mother & family can support her and LET HER REST and HEAL.
I need someone to explain to me like I am a 10 year old, how a couple can go from being happy to breaking up right after having a baby. 😭
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I finally got it. 🙂
Polo GTI 2018 🤞🏾.
Let's see if this speak it into existence thing works.
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Leave huns alone, pour enough petrol to get to your destination and back, eat only when you feel dizzy, don’t buy milk or eggs, 3 bananas constitute a meal, pretend to be a homebody, pretend to buy a car at a dealership if u want coffee.
Follow me for more financial advice.
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The Soweto Derby is unmatched.
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wena yenza lapho nna ke tla yenza lana se tla dibanisa kua phambeli.
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@dreambluntrot8n
Car wash pricelist:
R50 wash & go
R100 wash & vacuum
R200 full wash
Someone decides to pick option 1, R50 its fine you just wash and they leave. But you capture that client as having paid for the full wash in your books. Add your R150 (dirty money) & the books will balance.
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I just don’t understand why SAPS doesn’t have a GBV unit. That unit must at least consist of detectives, psychologists, sociologists, social workers, all university law clinics must be involved and a call centre specifically for GBV. You’d think this would be obvious.
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Frame 1 is black.
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Tragic. Hand full of nothing but imagination.
how im tryna be all summer with someone’s beautiful daughter.
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You remind yourself that you are not supposed to possess people but rather experience them and when that experience ends, let go and prepare yourself for a new experience. Eventually you mature and it becomes a way of life and you learn to not attach but rather experience.
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I won’t lie, i really love South Africa. In my mind I genuinely believe its the Best country in the world. I really hate the current leadership & Whats really painful is that South Africa can very easily become a 1st world country, there’s nothing we lack here.
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No insurance. No medical aid. I’m here for a good time not a long time.
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@Goosiame
He doesn’t need to account for anything. There’s a reason he chose to open a cash business. He can just cook his books and it will be difficult and almost impossible for his mom to actually prove that the information is false, unless she collects payments from each client herself
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Gents always have a recruitment budget, the issue is the operational budget. It’s easy to pay that Transfer Fee/Loan Fee the issue is paying those wages & bonuses especially when you’re not winning and the morale is low.
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How many screen protectors would you have to sell to pay rent for a store in a mall.
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Hating on the Springboks as a South African is a character flaw. We rarely experience moments of collective joy in this country. But when we do, your instinct is to be negative about it. Clearly you’re a person with issues.
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Okes please don’t let people drive your car & please don’t drive other people’s cars !!! Please.
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It means if you miss a payment they come to your house, take child and put it in oven. They make oven on. You never give them?
What does this actually mean?
They give credit to ‘blacked listed’ clients or it’s just a way to get you in the dealership? 🤔
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🤣 one thing about dirty money, god (with a small G) will be thanked.
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If only SA huns would stop sbwling wings on the TL and go outside & run a bit, we’d have a lady or 2 in the 100m & 200m.
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Nothing finishes my energy like small talk 😭 it’s okay guys, we really don’t have to speak if there’s nothing to say.
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Yoh 😩 earning in dollars looks so nice. He could not believe how “cheap” South Africa is.
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I take taxi’s , ubers, gautrain everything nje and my car has never broken down… if there’s a simpler & cheaper way to get from point A to B, that’s what I’m using. “Shame” only exists in your mind, it’s self inflicted.
Car owners only.
Are you ashamed to take a taxi when your car breaks down?
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You’re ambitious big man😂 I know a box of Black Spider fire crackers when i see it.
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Banyana Banayana - WAFCON champs
Bafana Bafana - AFCON 3rd place
In the next few years we will dominate Africa 🤞🏾 and takeover the world.
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Nope. We’ll watch Rugby again in 4 years time.
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Inspiring 🥺🙏🏾 hard work pays off.
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Public schools in suburbs > Curro. Stop playing with money guys.
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Mxm this is nothing. Go watch the Truth & Reconciliation Commission videos. You will see young arrogant officers (who are probably in their 40s now) remorselessly narrate stories of how they ripped babies out the arms of black women and stomped on the babies heads till they died.
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Okes, I highly recommend mjolo. Cav now ke busy ke ja di prawns le di ribs, then we gonna go back home and have some Chai Tea Lattes & cuddles. In contrast, wena you’re in the streets drinking unhealthy drinks like beer 🤢🤮. Do better okes.
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Please drop your R1250 grocery list that will last you 31 days, maybe we can all learn something…
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you spitting. monied huns tend to look like their hardworking fathers 😭
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😂 not even, when the dust settles broke gents get bums for ice cream & words of affirmation.
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SAPS is being charged with theft 😭 South Africa is not a real country 😂 they confiscated a restaurant’s alcohol. Upon returning the alcohol, the owner found that some bottles were missing & the contents of other bottles were filled with tea 😭
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I don’t have enough english to articulate my point but “putting South Africans first, IN SOUTH AFRICA” is not xenophobic. That is what a sovereign state is supposed to do, PUT ITS CITIZENS FIRST.
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Even after 5 rounds huns are not satisfied 😭😭😭
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Anytime you feel like giving up on yourself, just give up. uzamile shem.
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This is what Jäger tastes like:
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It’s easy for me to sit comfortably in my privilege, ordering food, connected to wifi, tweeting all day, not being affected by level 4 or whatever tf this government is doing. But it’s important to understand, there are people suffering. It’s not sunshine & roses out there.
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We know. We don’t care. Because women are like the police, no matter how much evidence they have, no matter how obvious the dots are connected, she’s still gonna try get a confession out of me and I’ll deny till i die. It will blow over & we’ll be good again 😊❤️.
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To be honest, I’d take the R47m under the conditions that (1) that amount must be after tax and (2) Vodacom pays for all my legal fees.
Nkosana Makate Vs Vodacom
Vodacom offered Makate R47-million, but he insists he’s owed 5% of the revenue generated off the back of his invention, which he puts at around R9 billion.
You are Makate are you taking the offer R47 mil or you want every penny that belongs to you?
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It’s not a specific look but in essence “wife material” is a woman who oozes feminine energy. We all know it when we see it. Men feel excited when they see that, [some] women feel intimidated when they see that.
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What does it mean when a man says “I got a lot going on”? 🤔
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You telling me, as a single person, the best you can do is someone else’s spouse 🫤 tragic.
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Apple’s “Do not disturb” feature is serious shem. You will not be disturbed AT ALL.
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I cant wait for married life 😭. Coming back home from grafting. Kitchen smelling divine s/o to the wife, kids excited that I’m home. Now I’m unboxing the gas heater, call my son so i can guide him through assembling it...etc just wholesome vibes man🥺
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Relationships are easy & straightforward, y’all are just shitty people.
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December starts tomorrow. 🍾🥂🍻!!!
I know I’ve been hating on the Fieldbar coolerbox but I succumbed to the peer pressure and bought one 😞. They delivered it and it’s so beautiful okes 🥺!!!
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