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The one thing common between Narendra and me is that we both travel on my money.
Prime Minister
@narendramodi
leaves for his 3-nation visit to Indonesia, Malaysia and Singapore
(📸 credit: ANI)
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AstraZeneca admits its Covid Vaccine (sold under brand name Covishield in India) can cause "Thrombosis with Thrombocytopenia Syndrome", (blood clots) resulting in Brain Strokes & Cardiac Arrests.
Big pharma & Govts caused more deaths than the virus.
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Vinod Adani's daughter married to son of defaulter Winsome Diamonds owner
Vinod Adani's son married to daughter of defaulter Rotomac owner
Gautam Adani's son married to daughter of a member of:
"SEBI Committee on Corporate Governance and Insider Trading"
Cant make this up!!!
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Modi is as much an OBC as he is the son of a poor tea seller. Its all a marketing ploy.
Ask your grandparents if a poor kid could afford a suit and a tie in the 60s.
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@amitmalviya
Malviya, let me explain to you the way a 4 years old will understand:
If you climb down 24 floors, and then climb back up 20, you are still 4 floors down.
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@CNNnews18
Great.
Looking forward to the backstory of how a POOR OBC TEA SELLER's son under Socialist/Commie Nehru's India in the 60s managed to wear such fine clothes.
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When the "Hunter" becomes the "Hunted".
Jumla King trying to dodge a hug from one of the Jumla Princes.
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Fringe Party Spokesperson with Party President.
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All the rules are for people only.
None for BJP.
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Hey morons at
@OpIndia_com
, how is an American investigation in a businessman's unethical conduct an interference in Indian Elections?
Is Gautam running for the PM's post?
Oh wait!
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Viraat Hindu NRIs should start a movement to make New Jersey and California meat free during Navratris.
To start with.
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"If they can't afford LPG, let them order from Zomato."
~ Modi Antoinette
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Vaccination in India started Jan 16th.
5.5 Crore people have been jabbed since. In close to 75 days.
How did we manage to give Polio doses to 17 crores kids and babies in a single day for years now?
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As soon as MahaKumbh and Elections are over, the Supreme Court is gonna blame the protesting farmers at the Kundli border for this second wave and order the Delhi Police to remove them.
Taking bets now.
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Anyone remember this?
Could.. could.. could this be the reason???
🤨
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Where is the mass support for Sanjiv Bhat, Khalid, Teesta etc?
If people valued the Constitution and Democracy they'd be out on the streets.
What a society doesn't value, it loses.
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Jaishankar: China is a bigger economy, hence we didnt fight them.
Well, in 1962 too China was a bigger economy than India.
Nehru didnt use the same excuse as this cowardly regime led by the darpok Vishwaguru.
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That ModiG is still the PM proves one thing...
You can fool at least 40% of Indians 100% of the times.
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@goelgauravbjp
This is not the Thai Lantern Festival... but India during the second wave...
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I took delivery of my brand new car yesterday.
Went to the showroom, did the Swastika Tika, put Nimbus on it, and broke a Coconut.
The dealer promises I will have the car at home in another 2-3 years.
My family is ecstatic and the neighbors so jealous.
🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️
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How the SC admitted Arnab's plea at 9.00 in the evening and listed him for 10.30 AM next morning.
Same SC took 10 DAYS to hear a petition on behalf of Migrant Workers to direct the Govt to allow them to go home.
Does the SC have any shame left?
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Amazing that the middle class that gained from MMS' economic policies is the one that curses him the most.
But for the 2004-2014 boom, most of today's car owners would still be lugging families around on Bajaj Chetak Scooters.
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A typical bhakt thinks India is more powerful than US, more developed than China, richer than UK, has better life than Canada and a brighter future than entire Europe.
All with a sub saharan per capita income in most states, non existent ethics and stifling corruption.
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@URScrewed_
@iScrew
Bezos: Aaj mere paas Amazon Marketplace hai, AWS hai, Whole foods hai... tumhaare paas kya hai.
AdaniG: Mere paas ModiG hain.
Bezos: .....
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Kanha and Sudama flying together to Sudama's home in Pushpak Bimana.
Rice bags in the cargo hold.
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Modi G's Finance Minister thanking Modi G's Marketing Minister for diverting the country's attention from the terrible state of the economy.
Blessed to be Indian. 😊
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There was never any shortage of money in ATMs and Banks during entire Demonetization.
- Arun Jaitley in Parliament
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As per Mahabharat, war between Kauravas & Pandavas was fought with:
5,46,750 elephants
16,40,250 horses
54,67,500 warriors
How come Dinosaur bones have been found from 200+M years ago, but no archeological or paleontological evidence of Mahabharat from "only" 5K years back?
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PM of India meeting with the King of Kailaasa on a future state visit to the Island Nation.
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NHAI Debt:
2014-15: Rs 24,188 Crores
2021-22: Rs 3,44,000 Crores
What did GADKARI need a 14 fold jump in debt for when most of NHAI's projects are built by private parties charging tolls to recover costs.
Sanskari highway robbery?
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Excellent piece by
@satishacharya
from couple of years back.
Modi G turns Institutions into lifeless "statues".
Updated version should have Judiciary bound & gagged, and the Army represented by a bulldog that looks like Rawat.
I may have said this before, we are so screwed.
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NRI folks in Amrika are outraged by Putin's rigged 5th term.
But, can't wait to see Modi win his third term by hook or crook.
What a bunch of turds.
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Since this tweet/picture of Modi with:
Tony Blair
John Howard
Henry Kissinger
Robert Gates
Condoleezza rice
been thinking what connection these War Criminals & Violators of Global Human Rights could possibly have with our PM ji.
Answer Diyar Mitron is, "APCO Wordwide".
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Now Rajnath hops on to the comedy wagon. 😂😂😂
Yeah, 10 trillion by 2030 is possible if we grow at 16% or so for the next 11 years.
Current growth is 5%.
I dont think they really know how much a Trillion is.
🤦♂️
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In a crowd of people, guess who is the one nattily dressed guy looking straight at the camera!!!
How the hell does he do it every single time!!!!
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What do you call when the Govt violates your Rights, and also wants to get paid for it?
👏👏👏
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Before the Dick became the Dictator...
News media used to give credit where it was due and not to Modi.
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Running rate for an MLA: 200 Crore
JNU's annual budget: 200 Crores
So you can either run JNU for 40 years for the price of 40 MLAs, or run 40 JNU's for a year for what Amit is going to spend on ensuring his govt gets formed in Maha for 5 years.
Whattay country.
JNU Entrance exam:
How many JNUs can be run with price of 40 MLAs from Maharashtra?
10 marks.
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Good to finally see someone throw a direct challenge to Amit.
No fan of Pawar's, but these days it makes the heart glad that someone is standing up to the duo.
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Asshole RW fucks went after Aryan's life even when he had not committed any crime.
But some 21 year old, adult ass piece of shit who has been rumning mock auctions online targeting women is a kid???
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Anyone else notices how the upper class elites who keep saying "India needs a dictator" all send their kids to Western Liberal Democracies?
Wonder why not to North Korea!!!
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A country that's below Bangladesh in per capita, has a quality of life score barely above Sub Saharan Africa, got cows roaming the streets and highways, but has a leader who pretends he is the leader of the free world, I mean, it's beyond fucking parody now.
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Vivek Agnihotri is communal.
Besides being an asshole.
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BJP's entire ecosystem out to discredit one speech by the man they call "Pappu".
Its not so much an attack on RG, but a ring of protection around the Real Pappu, their boss, Modi.
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@Sathish25101971
@amitmalviya
Not like GDP growth was rocking before the pandemic.
It was 4% or so in 2019-20.
Or.. 2% as per pre 2015 series.
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I see NRIs worried now.
You know why?
Because its no longer just poor people walking home who are dying.
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Smriti Irani was frothing at the mouth shouting down SG and INC for the made up insult to President Murmu.
Nothing from her at this massive insult?
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#YoSmritiSoDumb
Why are people taking Smriti seriously?
Everyone knows she has an IQ lower than the number of days she spent at Yale.
Proof below.
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Ambani gets an entire airport for his son's wedding.
An innocent, wrongly imprisoned old man couldn't even get a sipper to drink water.
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Narcissendra posing with a Camera, for the Camera.
Every time I think this clown has a shot at reelection, a little bit of me dies inside.
Think before you vote tomorrow Delhi/Haryana.
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Said it before, will say it again...
ModiG is nothing more than a talentless social media influencer who made it big riding the Social Media wave.
Not unlike the Kardashians.
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Vivek complaining about fact checkers is like a turd complaining about repeatedly being flushed down the shitter.
Maybe if you didn't stink as much you PoS.
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@AdityaD_Shah
What kind of a human has a problem with fellow humans getting the same comfort he thinks he is entitled to?
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Show me one journalist in India who has this much courage, and isnt already in jail.
🇷🇺 Marina Ovsyannikova, a journalist who protested against Russia's war in Ukraine during a prime-time news broadcast, holds up a sign reading "May the dead children haunt you in your dreams" before a court hearing.
She has been charged with "discrediting" the Russian army.
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I could be wrong but bhaktdom seems disappointed with the news of the Wg Cdr's return.
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Before 2014, India and Japan were at war with each other.
PM Narendra Modi in Japan: After I became PM in 2014 I got an opportunity to strengthen India-Japan friendship, together with my friend PM Shinzo Abe. We took our diplomatic relations beyond the purview of capitals & ambassadors & took them directly among public.
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Ram Rahim is a first time offender, says BJP leader.
Weren't most of Nirbhaya case rapists first time offenders too. Also Asifa's?
Disgusting, defending a rapist for a few more votes.
Ram Rahim is a first-time offender: Vaibhav Agarwal, Leader BJP, tells
@navikakumar
on
@thenewshour
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#ParoleForPolls
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@vivekagnihotri
Where is the blasphemy?
Werent there BJP members peddling cow excreta as Covid cure...
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Modi G is the only photographer in the world who has a photographer follow him while he poses with his camera.
Just one of the many modest qualities of our modest Fuckeer.
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The question is not how expensive Modi G's Sunglasses are.
Question is how many such expensive pairs he owns?
All 4 pairs worn here seem different.
Must have a few more lying around in his wardrobe that would make a Billionaire Playboy proud.
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Anil Ambani is a rare self made Millionaire.
He started as a Billionaire though.
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That scene in Sholay where Basanti seems to believe Shiva's statue is talking to her... is Hema Malini playing Hema Malini.
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@nitin_gadkari
@akshaykumar
Sir how many airbags needed to avoid dying on the Delhi Sonipat best in the world Expressway?
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Hindenburg: Adani valuation is fake.
Adani: We will sue you.
Hindenburg: Great. Bring documents to prove we are wrong.
Adani:
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Here's what everybody is missing in the Poonawaala story...
If one of the most important men in the world right now,
Amongst those who can save the world from a pandemic,
Has to run to London citing threats to his life,
What does that say about the HOME MINISTER of India?
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Billionaire and honest tax payer Mohandas Pai 's partner in Aarin Capital and fellow board member Ranjan Pai, as well as Manipal University were named in the Panama/Paradise papers!!!
Billionaires cry about taxes even when they have the offshore options!!!
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Govt paying 50L a month in a Delhi 5 Star Hotel for the barely function Lokpal office.
Maybe Modi ji can take his shower there before traveling.
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Terrorists Spotted: 230 (exact number)
Arrested: Some
Managed to Infiltrate: Some
😂😂😂😂
Well, at least we can tell future generations we let Fascists take over because we were so busy laughing our asses off.
National Security Advisor Ajit Doval: Pakistan is trying to create trouble ,230 Pakistani terrorists were spotted, some of them have infiltrated, some arrested (file pic)
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Why does this woman increasingly sound like Narendra with each passing day?
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@PTI_News
What happened to the fuel tax revenue?
And the RBI Dividend?
Or the Record GST collections?
Or the higher than ever Direct Tax Collections?
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@amitmalviya
Editing videos for a living Malviya? How much per video? And how much for selling the very nation you claim to serve? Disgusting.
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@PTI_News
416 Universities and 832 Colleges?
ModiG is getting the same WhatsApp messages as his IT Cell circulates among Bhakt groups!!!!
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@hvgoenka
Harsh, just because your business is doing well "under the leadership of PM Modi", doesnt mean the country is too.
You see, Modi G cant impose an import restriction on Covid, like he did on foreign made tyres.
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O tere ki.. yeha toh challenge ho gaya Modi ji ke liye...
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Gopal Kanda got 44,823 votes from Sirsa in Haryana.
These people voted for a man who raped someone's daughter & created circumstances for her suicide.
44,823 assholes who don't care, in just one out of the 4139 constituencies in India.
What do we blame our politicians for?
Think BJP seeking support of Rape & Abetment to Suicide Accused Gopal Kanda is irresponsible and despicable?
How disgusting then are those who voted this criminal in as not only a lawmaker but someone who will make 1000s of crores in office at the public's expense!
Pathetic.
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DeMo was modi ji'i bold move. But bankers failed him.
GST was BJP's biggest reform since independence. But failed because of officers' faulty design and execution.
The gods must be envious of someone who has bhakts that are blinder than blind bats.
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Mahindra had claimed to have developed a low cost ventilator (Ambu Bag) to help the country fight Covid.
People are dying in ambulances for shortage of Oxygen today.
When is this low cost innovation hitting the market?
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After 5 years of constant yapping by Narendra, would this not be a sight to behold on the morning of 24th May?
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Gujarat Model: Farce.
UPA Corruption: Farce
NDA Cabinet: Farce
DeMo Objectives: Farce
GST: Farce
Foreign Visits/Relations: Farce
Surgical/Air Strikes: Farce
Record On Security: Farce
GDP Growth: Farce
Polls: Farce
Exit Polls: Farce
"May the Farce be with you."
~ Narendra
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The upcoming Union Budget should be just Adani revival plan.
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Tax Payer funded trips of Pradhan Sevak can not be disclosed, but, an opposition MP should give details of his self funded private travels?
Wah Modi Ji Wah.
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Surya was a moron when he went for his morning walk.
He is still a moron at breakfast time.
And he will be a moron at lunch too.
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One wonders if the country has turned moronic because of Modi G.
Or we have Modi G because the country is full of morons?
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Why doesn't the opposition just put up billboards across Bihar with this image?
Visuals work better than speeches.
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@Ravisutanjani
Out of 1.4 Billion... who else who can do a better job than Narendra?
How about any of the other 1.39999 billion. Pretty sure no one else would have been stupid enough to shoot the economy down AND have so many people die for lack of meds and hospital beds.
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"Municipal Officer stands in the way of cricket fan BJP MLA practicing his cover drive, gets accidentally hit, repeatedly"
Better headline.
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How is it possible that India scores so low in the "World Happiness Index" when everyone in these pictures can be seen laughing?
Western conspiracy to undermine 5,000 years old culture!!! 😡
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