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And, oh, as I fade away They'll all look at me and say They'll say: "Hey, look at him And where he is these days" When life is hard, you have to change

Edmonton, Alberta
Joined March 2009
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@LochlinCross
Lochlin Cross
17 days
That’s a wrap! First official shoot for Grease Fire was a massive success!!! Thank you @townsquarebrew !!! Subscribe: Follow IG: @greasefirecdn
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@LochlinCross
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Alberta is NOT Elliot McDavid. Elliot McDavid does NOT speak for the majority of Albertan's. I felt like I needed to get that off my chest. Have a good day!
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@LochlinCross
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Let's play a round of "Guess His Name". This was taken at a protest of one of Justin Trudeau's campaign stops this weekend. I'll start: Chad
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@LochlinCross
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You know your holiday is over when you realize you have to stop putting alcohol in your coffee.
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@LochlinCross
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3 years
Good lord...this Flames broadcast crew is awful. All around. #Oilers
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@LochlinCross
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She’s put up with me for 29 years!
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@LochlinCross
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This is going to have over 10,000 RT's and a million views within the next day @fordnation - you're an idiot Doug. Is this what you get when someone doesn't agree with you Cheesecake? You're a moron Dougie. And the @HamiltonPolice should be embarrassed by this...just pathetic.
@CarymaRules
Caryma Sa'd - Lawyer + Political Satirist
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BREAKING: Prominent #Toronto lawyer @CarymaRules arrested at @fordnation rally. More details will follow…
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@LochlinCross
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I'm aware that not everyone that drives a black Dodge Ram truck is an asshole...just most of them. I've had three encounters with this vehicle in the last week. Question; do you have to be an asshole to buy a black Dodge Ram truck or do you become an asshole after you buy one?
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@LochlinCross
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1 year
Please don't come North.
@CalltoActivism
CALL TO ACTIVISM
1 year
Trump supporters are threatening to leave the United States if Trump is indicted. What do you say to them?
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@LochlinCross
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This is the best meme you will see this year. It’s not even a competition…it’s over.
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@LochlinCross
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For the safety and wellbeing of the other inmates I hope the judge in the Tamara Lich bail hearing also denies her access to a karaoke machine.
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@LochlinCross
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This is the announcement I promised yesterday after being let go by Cruz. #TheLOCKERROOM #DeanBlundellShow #DBS
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@LochlinCross
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2 years
I’ve been in IKEA for almost 3 hours. I’m not sure how to get out. Someone pls come save me.
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@LochlinCross
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This makes me want to move.
@disorderedyyc
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@cspotweet The singing of O Canada at the UCP Leadership Event:
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@LochlinCross
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2 years
Someone please tell me this is real! If it is...someone convince this person to run for PM in Canada.
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@LochlinCross
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3 months
CRUZ shit-canned me today. I plan on getting drunk tonight, and sleeping in. Watch for a quick announcement tomorrow!!! #TheLOCKERROOM
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@LochlinCross
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1 year
A penny for your thoughts @TheoFleury14 @JamieSale ?
@JamesMelville
James Melville 🚜
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China 🇨🇳 Zero Covid rules.
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@LochlinCross
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It’s #TheLOCKERROOM wake!
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@LochlinCross
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Why does the guy that refuses to wear a mask in Canadian Tire always look like the guy that might refuse to wear a mask in Canadian Tire?
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@LochlinCross
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THE number one issue in our workforce right now…a lack of accountability. Everything is someone else’s fault. Am I wrong? We desperately need to break this cycle. If you’re raising kids right now, for the love of God please teach them to own up to their own mistakes.
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@LochlinCross
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FINALLY a meme that explains The Carbon Tax.
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@LochlinCross
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Dogs are the best!!! The Monday show will start at noon MST! #DeanBlundellShow #TheLOCKERROOM #DBS #yeg
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@LochlinCross
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2 years
I freaking LOVE this guy!
@bluezharp
bluesharp
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Gary Clark Jr. Live At Glastonbury Music Festival, UK, 2016. #blues #rock #bluesrock #bluesmusic #bluesguitar #slideguitar #bottleneck 🎶'Next Door Neighbor Blues'
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@LochlinCross
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Something to ponder; We live in a world where OJ's on a golf course, Cosby is at home practicing jokes with Camille for an upcoming tour, Trump ran a country for four years, and I can't say "cock" on the air.
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@LochlinCross
Lochlin Cross
2 years
This made me cry.
@brentonontour
Brenton On Tour
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The future of rock is safely intact... Taylor Hawkins' boy levelling Wembley at 16 years old...is that something in your eye @ItsDeanBlundell @LochlinCross @ryanlindley #taylorhawkinstribute #TaylorHawkins
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@LochlinCross
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If you’re not pissed watching this version of Eberle with The Islanders you’re not a real Oilers fan.
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@LochlinCross
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3 years
Hey @JustinTrudeau stop dicking around and get this country vaccinated. I've never liked you, and I still don't. But you're in charge and your lack of action on this is not only embarrassing but also dangerous.
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@LochlinCross
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The Loc got shit-canned podcast is coming up! Noon MST! #TheLOCKERROOM #DeanBlundellShow #DBS #yeg
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@LochlinCross
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1 year
The vaccine claims another. #Tragic
@TheBeaverton
The Beaverton
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Stabbed man who got hit by 3 cars then thrown off a bridge probably died from the vaccine
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@LochlinCross
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Good news everyone...THE BIKE LANES ARE CLEAR! Notice the road beside this bikelane...the road we freakin' drive on. I CAN'T BE THE ONLY ONE PISSED ABOUT THIS. What's this costing us??? #yegtraffic #yeg
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@LochlinCross
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2 years
You can tell Edmonton is excited for the upcoming playoffs...all the "F" Trudeau flags are being replaced with Oiler flags! #GoOilersGo #NHL #yeg
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@LochlinCross
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8 years
This was 30 minutes ago on the Whitemud. #yegtraffic
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@LochlinCross
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3 years
DIARIES OF DON’T GIVE A SHIT AUGUST – DAY 9: Garbage Day.
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@LochlinCross
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2 years
We just bought a house! Better buy a bus pass @jpwhite957 ! #yeg
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@LochlinCross
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2 years
Alright I'll say it...Winter...you can just F-Off.
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@LochlinCross
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AND SO IT BEGINNS...I'M NOT GOING TO GIVE A SHIT AUGUST!
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@LochlinCross
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This family has to bury a 13 year old this week, and you make this political?!?! I don't believe in Hell but if such a place exists I hope you get VIP access. YOU NEED TO WAKE THE FUCK UP. Leave this family alone you evil prick.
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@LochlinCross
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We got our first festive family fight out of the way today. It was a sober one as well. One down…two or three to go. Quick Correction: I was drinking…everyone else was sober Merry Xmas Everyone!!!
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@LochlinCross
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I had to share. #SorryNotSorry
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@LochlinCross
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You go girl!!!
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@LochlinCross
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I don't want to be a dick, but if the #Leafs don't win a game in the second round did they technically make the second round? #NHL #leafnation
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@LochlinCross
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My first beer in nine days last night!!! It tasted REALLY good. #YTT #yoga
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@LochlinCross
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You are up next @jkenney - our vaccine rollout is a joke. You a-holes take almost half our pay checks every month...Canadian's deserve better. Get your sh*t together!
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@LochlinCross
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With all due respect @jkenney you might want to call it a day. This running a province thing doesn’t seem to be your bag. #Alberta #AbLeg #abpoli
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@LochlinCross
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NO BEER - NO COFFEE at my daughter’s home. What did I do wrong? #failedasafather
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@LochlinCross
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I’m in Europe for the first time in my life. Just landed in Switzerland on my way to Hungary. I may have done the math wrong but I think I just paid $20 for a cup of coffee.
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@LochlinCross
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My new favourite Leafs meme! Get your "Decades of Disappointment" shirts here: #TheLOCKERROOM #DBS #NHL
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I just got a call from the Salish @Chevron in Kamloops. I left my wallet on the top of a pump! There’s still good people in the world! Thank you guys! #gooddeed
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@LochlinCross
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Hey @TSN_Sports DO NOT hire Pierre McGuire back...I'm begging you.
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@LochlinCross
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There's A LOT of rumours in Edmonton right now that Auston Matthews wants out of Toronto and wants to be an Oiler. I can see it happening. He wants to win! @ItsDeanBlundell @rooooookie_ @bondzeelive #NHL
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@LochlinCross
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Don't be shy about tagging public officials. I'm sure @MHuigenbos has a legitimate reason for blocking an international trade route and costing his fellow Albertan's MILLIONS of dollars.
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@LochlinCross
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I’ll be home soon @Arbys !!! #IamSorry
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@LochlinCross
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How the league (including the Oilers) should be dealing with Evander Kane.
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@LochlinCross
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Hey @WineBeyond your staff at the new store in St. Albert is not only arrogant but also a bit snotty. In the last month my wife and I have both had very similar experiences. TBH I probably won't go back...which sucks for you because I drink a lot. #yeg
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@LochlinCross
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You still have time to sign up for our PINK SHIRT DAY DISCUSSION this Wednesday! Proceeds from the sale of our Pink Shirt go to Kids Help Phone: Men's Shirt: Women's Shirt: Register for the live event here:
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@LochlinCross
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This made me laugh. I was checking to see why Keith Richards was trending.
@jswtreeman
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Vintage photo of Keith Richards giving Willie Nelson his first guitar lesson
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@LochlinCross
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I miss the days when we just disagreed with each other. Now everyone thinks everyone else has been brainwashed. Is it possible that we might just have a different opinion?
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@LochlinCross
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They are actually warning people in Florida to not shoot at the fucking hurricane. What makes this terrifying is that they actually NEED to warn people not to shoot at the fucking hurricane. I thought we’d get smarter over time. #HurricaneDorian
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@LochlinCross
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I never give money to panhandlers. I would make an exception for this guy.
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@LochlinCross
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If you're online trying to book a cruise right now you're an asshole.
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@LochlinCross
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You should start drinking Weed Beer Loc! GREAT idea @ItsDeanBlundell !!! - I just ate an entire XL pizza BY MY SELF.
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@LochlinCross
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My first bill from my new provider (Enmax) in my new home was almost $400 less for ONE month in my last home with Direct Energy. STAY AWAY FROM DIRECT ENERGY...get on the phone and cancel your plan NOW. Legally they CAN'T make you stay.
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If you have an Infowars sticker on your car you are a POS.
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@LochlinCross
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WOW! It's not every day you wake up to a tweet from the President of the United State of America. Thanks for listening @realDonaldTrump !
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@LochlinCross
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That might be THE worst call I’ve ever seen in hockey. Am I wrong? #NHL #NHLPlayoffs #WHATTHEFUCKWASTHAT
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@LochlinCross
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Hey @elonmusk I haven’t been making fun of you. Can I have a blue check mark? #please
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@LochlinCross
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5 years
I'm on hold with Shaw. For some reason my bill jumped $50 this month. My prediction: this call WILL be used for training purposes.
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@LochlinCross
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Am I the only one that finds Drake annoying during The Raptors games? #NBAPlayoffs
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@LochlinCross
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I hate to admit it (and I will deny it), but I’m actually cheering for the Habs tonight. What another lose will do to Leaf fans will bring me joy. Yes I’m a horrible person. #NHLPlayoffs
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@LochlinCross
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I’ve been posting on my Instagram ( @lochlincross ), but not on my Twitter. My Yoga Teacher Training is going amazing! I thought I’d share a couple of pics! Thanks for the well wishes…I’m so glad I’m doing this.
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@LochlinCross
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What's worse: 1. Pretending to be a sock? 2. Pretending to be a sock and fighting with Theo Fluery? 3. Being Theo Fluery? 4. Or being me and realizing you follow a guy pretending to be a sock and Theo Fluery?
@EdtheSock
Ed the Sock
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@TheoFleury14 Theo...let logic penetrate that potato on your neck - why would the govt knowingly allow a Nazi to get an all-party ovation in the House? There is zero upside, only downside. As usual, your conspiracy crap reveals you took too many pucks to the head.
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@LochlinCross
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We have a new leader in the clubhouse for the best Bernie meme / gif.
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@LochlinCross
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Today marks 28 years of marriage! And I still love the bird with all my heart. @ Saint Albert, Alberta
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DIARIES OF DON’T GIVE A SHIT AUGUST – DAY 5:
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@LochlinCross
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It’s been a strange couple of years (hoping we can stop saying that soon). I’m not good at keeping in touch with friends and family, and I was even worse this year. If I missed you I’m sorry. Not sorry I’m with my Bluebird for Xmas in Hungary though! All the best!
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@LochlinCross
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The NHL Power Rankings were just released. Out of all the Canadian teams apparently The Leafs have the best chance of winning the cup next year. I thought about adding something funny to this tweet, but it doesn't need it.
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Hot mic!!! Hot mic!!! Did anyone else catch this? #CFL
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@LochlinCross
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5 years
Who the hell is eating cauliflower pizza crust? What’s the hell is wrong with everyone?
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@LochlinCross
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NOT funny @elonmusk !!!
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@LochlinCross
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Apparently you need ALL new furniture when you buy a new house. FML
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@LochlinCross
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It drives me CRAZY when I see politician's defending raising taxes. What do families do when money gets tight? They adjust their budgets. You make changes on how you spend the money coming in. What does The City of Edmonton do when they run out of money? They make us pay. I have
@AaronWardDene
Councillor Aaron Paquette
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You know how things got more expensive for you over the last couple of years? They did for your City as well. Because they did for everyone. The issue here is you deserve the services you believe you are paying for. Blog post next week. No political narrative, just the facts.
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@LochlinCross
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There are a lot of people in line for COVID testing right now. It’s a good thing this is all fake and this massive building in the middle of Edmonton with 100’s of workers costing 1000’s of dollars (possibly more) a day must be part of the ruse. /s
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Can we go just one day without Joe Rogan trending? #please
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@LochlinCross
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Worst anthem singer in sports right now? The Flames guy gets my vote. He’s awful. #NHL
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@LochlinCross
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I’ve been with this beautiful bird for 30 years now. Married on this day 27 years ago. And I would still bone her. @ Saint Albert, Alberta
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@LochlinCross
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Trump's G7 motorcade formation from last week. Am I the only one that doesn't think this was an accident?
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@LochlinCross
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I would like to take a moment to congratulate The Montreal Canadians for becoming the first team in NHL history to finish 32nd place in the league. Quite an accomplishment! #NHL #DeadLast #GoHabsGo
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@LochlinCross
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Tucker is here to save us all! #TheLOCKERROOM : SUBSCRIBE HERE: @GrantTheJohnson @LochlinCross @jwhite957
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@LochlinCross
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Loc’r European Observations; they don’t have Budweiser here. So I just bought one of everything.
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@LochlinCross
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Hey @Bell I have something I would like to talk about; how a company that reports over 20 billion in profit every year has the balls to arbitrarily increase my cellphone bill by $5.00 bucks a month. What cellphone companies get away with in this country is criminal.
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Is this stoicism @ItsDeanBlundell ?
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@LochlinCross
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Got a chance to meet Birdie Johnson today!!! @GrantTheJohnson is back this week BTW! #TheLOCKERROOM
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Are you going to start wearing a mask again?
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You’re not in a dive bar if there isn’t someone hooked up to an oxygen tank.
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