In high school I dated guys named Fatback and Tater. Now, my boyfriend’s name in high school was Pancakes. I guess you could say I’ve had a grand slam. ;)

me rewatching my ig story after someone likes it

I hate office small talk, how am I doing today? Same as I was when you saw me yesterday Janet, I want to fucking kill myself

bookers, hi!!!!

📹 | Travis Kelce and Scott Swift’s reaction to Taylor changing the lyrics to “Karma is the guy in the Chiefs” #BuenosAiresTheErasTour

strawberry penis

I got some Lululemon pants for $6 today. I love thrifting.

my dad just that George W Bush was our best president. I couldn’t keep it in, I audibly gasped and said “wow”. I love being at home.

Comedy night at third man records is on 10/14! Featuring @mkultra615 @jessecase @LilAwkwardAllie @atbatonacathat Get your tickets hereeeee https://t.co/D5IzCiyYIV

So stoked to be back at third man records on 10/14! Featuring @mkultra615 @jessecase @atbatonacathat @LilAwkwardAllie

Sunday night in Murfreesboro

this picture in 2010 would have made me lose my mind but here we are in 2023 and I’m still losing my mind

she’s kinda living the dream like that’s a real mastermind

who’s watching the new season of claim to fame? that first guess off was hilarious and beyond dramatic 😂

https://t.co/kRobyT9aKR

i got 2 comedians confused. guess what? they were both white men. shocking.

what’s a tweet

https://t.co/FxuQQ1Jjod

come see my Zanies debut. next Monday. 7pm.

running out of lexapro is the worst thing that has ever happened to me