Me eating a frozen pizza and watching Master Chef: that risotto looks like shit

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BREAKING: Marjorie Taylor Greene just said that Democrats are "the party of pedophiles," since they introduced a bill that gives Transgender Americans the rights that they deserve as Americans. Speaking of "Pedophiles" Let's examine this list of Republican politicians who were

BIG NEWS: Illinois just banned assault weapons!

Putting love into the world comes back 3xs as much… thankful for everyone who has reached out and prayed. This will make me stronger on the road to recovery, keep praying for me! 🫶🏾3️⃣

this is what happens when you don’t recycle your pizza boxes

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Fuck @elonmusk you slimy little rich boy worm with your human rights violation emerald mine and your hair plugs. No amount of money can make you a good person. No amount of money can make you funny or cool.

Logging back on to say get the fuck off Twitter. This is fascism and contributing to a clearly made plan to disrupt yet another US election. When Mcconnels back in the driver seat this Tuesday your joke about how peanut butter and pussy are the same will be all for what?

https://t.co/FksZHXPbPr Goodbye Twitter. Still send me hilarious tweets but I can’t contribute to a billionaires obsession to become a supervillain.

Gisele now joins Eli Manning and Nick Foles as the only 3 people to take a ring from Tom Brady.

our social admin can do it all. 👍 #BillsMafia

Sorry I’m late - I had to watch a viral Tik Tok of a white woman giving a racist wedding speech

One time at the 5th grade lunch table this dude Joey Neime picked up a kernel of corn and said “MANNNN THIS CORN IS CORRRRNNYYY!” and we all fell out. I think about this everyday.

“How many beers are you drinking this weekend?!”

Tom Brady sucks at football

Hear me out - Brokeback Mountain but with Timothée Chalamet playing both roles

lift me up 10.28.22

The Patriots are the high school bully that's delivering you a pizza ten years after you graduate.