Emily Burlingame
@LikeEmily
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can’t believe @TeaTime_33 is ending and i have to say goodbye to my top three dearest parasocial relationships at once
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lord of the rings characters as posts that made me laugh; a thread 🧵
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someone else repeated the joke i made louder and got the laugh
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i just want to say that i would be thrilled if i got to sit next to a baby on a plane
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idk who this person is but what’s the point of parking in front of your house if not …to avoid having to walk in the wind and rain
@kenklippenstein I mean, the NYT can kiss my caboose but this is the pettiest thing I've seen in a LONG while. And I once walked to the station in wind and rain for a week to stop the woman next door taking the parking space directly in front of our house.
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ke huy quan jumping around up there…i guess i’m obsessed with him
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i do not like what louis vuitton has been doing to her!!
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am i really gonna have to choose between throwing a last of us season finale party and attending an oscar’s party 😒
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One WOULD follow you to the very fires of Mordor. But the other DID.
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nothing can stop me pronouncing fleance (from macbeth) like beyonce
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look at her 🤩
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i had a dream that white lotus season 3 was a prequel season set in australia with murray bartlett’s character and anne hathaway
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true of clothes in general!!!!!
ngl i have not once whined about how “bras shouldn’t be so expensive!!!” since the day i found out from @lingerie_addict that every single bra, including every element on it, is put together by hand by an actual human person
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NOT YOU JANELLE MONÁE 😩😩
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I feel like all these people are gaslighting me, even before I had a baby I didn’t have time to cook every night? leftovers are extremely normal ?! i
meal prep is such a joke like who is spending their thursdays eating four-day-old leftovers.
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