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THE Pathetic Rocker. Father to 1.Ex Roadie. Ex Cop. Now NHS.Rock music, Guitars, Football, Red Wine and Real Ale. Pobably sorting my staff. In bed or the pub.

The Oblong of Discarded Dreams
Joined March 2010
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RT @maanumsfc: Berger, Kett, Minge. Standard night out.
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Brian Woolfinder has had a shave.
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31 degrees outside and yer Da is offering straighteners out to anyone walking past The Western Approaches pub.
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RT @EastEndJoe: This is more like it!
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Biggerdy Biggerdy Birthday Bong @marcrileydj . .
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A Happy Birthday to Marc Riley. 64 today!
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RT @hellothisisivan: The famous bit in the opening titles of Cagney & Lacey where they meet a bloke with autism
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RT @YesterdaysBrit1: A remarkable year in Britain's 🇬🇧 recent history. Feel-good times during an otherwise turbulent decade. By me, the ma….
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Glass Alert @WAFC_TPC . .
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@PintsBeauty The Quil & Taper, Mere Green, Sutton Coldfield, Birmingham. £6 🤩
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RT @Knotty6806: @PintsBeauty The Quil & Taper, Mere Green, Sutton Coldfield, Birmingham. £6 🤩
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RT @OzzyOsbourne: My first time meeting Axl Rose, at my age you don’t get to meet many legends, seriously an utter gentleman .
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RT @MikeVanderbilt: On July 4th, 1979, Cheap Trick came home to headline & perform at the Winnebago County Fair in Pecatonica IL. It was 10….
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RT @Schnitzel63: In memory of the wonderful Marianne Joan Elliott-Said, aka Poly Styrene, who would have celebrated her birthday today. She….
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RT @NoContextBrits: We used to be a proper country.
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After 10 or so years of Tweeting today I randomly bumped into the utterly lovely @Yoni_Live_Once in New Chester Market! What Joy! . Even the woof seemed to like me! Proper drink next time! @LatexSexGod @SleneyDave
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RT @dirk7890: London calling 📞
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RT @historyinmemes: The greatest entrance in the history of music goes to James Brown, back when the powder was pure
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RT @networkrail: Watch our most shocking level crossing misuse CCTV in one video. And remember - stay alert, stay safe and always respect….
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RT @MilitaryBanter: Leaked photo from Brize Norton guard room handover.
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