Lifehax
@Lifehaxx
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Joined May 2013
"I kissed a girl and I liked it, then my uterus fell out of my butthole." ~Katy Perry
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went here and they said you were a frequent visitor
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Bro invented the machine of perpetual retching
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Hollywood is COOKED I made this $50,000,000 movie for free using AI
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@bourbonislife80 Nobody wants to see this fat teenage boy's moose knuckle
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bring this back
Male Amazon river dolphins have been documented rolling upside down and firing urine into the air - and other dolphins seem to follow the stream. Read more: https://t.co/pveTH8wArZ
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