Liberal Limericks
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As Trump and his cronies conspired / To get the results he desired, / The people sincerely / Spoke loudly and clearly: / đŁSo long, motherfuckerâyouâre fired!
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A mob of the MAGA persuasion Conducted a statehouse invasion. Though heavily armed, They parted unharmed, And thatâs how you know theyâre Caucasian. https://t.co/qFwNNoBILl
talkingpointsmemo.com
Armed protesters entered the Michigan capitol Thursday while Democrats and Republicans debated...
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@gtconway3d @SarahHuckabee It didnât require a podium To recognize Huckabeeâs odium. With all of the shit Sheâs known to emit, That cash shouldâve gone to Imodium.
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DeSantisâs neckâs feeling tender From somebody ramming his fender. He promptly will claim That woke is to blame And say that the car was transgender. https://t.co/Ctp3nH3pR6
reuters.com
Florida Governor Ron DeSantis, who is running for the 2024 Republican presidential nomination, was involved in a car accident in Tennessee on Tuesday but is uninjured, his spokesperson said.
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A caucus thatâs quick to rebuff A member whoâs not up to snuff Saw fit to discharge Conspiracist Marge For being not crazy enough.
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A caucus thatâs quick to rebuff A member whoâs not up to snuff Saw fit to discharge Conspiracist Marge For being not crazy enough.
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Since Twitter objectively sucks, Weâre trying this new app of Zuckâs. Now Elon can hang Alone with his gang, Troll-Nazis who pay him 8 bucks.
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Since Twitter objectively sucks, Weâre trying this new app of Zuckâs. Now Elon can hang Alone with his gang, Troll-Nazis who pay him 8 bucks.
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@lancearmstrong âWhat factors are used to enhance An athleteâs performance?â asks Lance. His question pertains: â To whatâs in oneâs veins â
To whatâs in the crotch of oneâs pants https://t.co/ITaRMMXzkb
Is there not a world in which one can be supportive of the transgender community and curious about the fairness of Trans athletes in sport yet not be labeled a transphobe or a bigot as we ask questions? Do we yet know the answers? And do we even want to know the answers?
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@gtconway3d The Former Guy stole a big stack Of docs and did not give them back. So now, on inspection, His paper collection Includes a new letter, from Jack. https://t.co/AcJGpRPUak
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Excitement and fanfare abound As Twitterers all gather âround. Then, primed and prepared, DeSantis declared Heâs [404 File Not Found] https://t.co/1PYv2GIYBZ
washingtonpost.com
âWeâve got just a massive number of people online,â Elon Musk said. âSo the servers are straining somewhat.â
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The Former Guyâs under arrest. âOur system is put to the test This sad, solemn day,â Some liberals say. âHaha oh fuck yeah,â say the rest. https://t.co/ywjwK5V29I
dailyherald.com
With several noting that no one - not even a former president - is above the law, Illinois political leaders and experts are reacting to the grand jury indictment of Donald Trump with public statem...
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Mr Musk, whose incompetence grew, Merged legacy checkmarks with Blue. The former donât pay But as of today They look like the goobers who do
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Ms. Parks, who came under attack For failing to move to the back, Was breaching the rules (Say Floridaâs schools) That singled out those who were âââââ. https://t.co/hcX2HKvcnu
thedailybeast.com
An updated version of the social studies textbook, published by Studies Weekly, says Rosa Parks âwas told to move to a different seatââbut it doesn't mention why.
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A dick joke by activist Gretta Gave âalpha maleâ Tate a vendetta. He dared not be bested, Which got him arrested, A punchline that could not be betta. https://t.co/6z8mqBLfl7
wegotthiscovered.com
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The Georgia election is done, And Senator Warnock has won. The GOPâs chase Was doomed in this race The day it asked Walker to run. đđžââď¸đ¨________________________đśđž https://t.co/95ObnKlCDh
washingtonpost.com
Sen. Raphael G. Warnock (D-Ga.) defeated Republican Herschel Walker in a hard-fought runoff, the last outstanding Senate race in the country.
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@Limericking When Ye said that Hitlerâs Third Reichâs A thing that he very much likes, His words were decried So far and so wide That even douche Alex went âYikesâ https://t.co/TLYM2JmKuK
nymag.com
The Infowars host kept trying to let him denounce Nazis, but he doubled down on his admiration of Hitler.
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As Ye made his attitudes clear, Few platforms permitted him nearâ Just uglier places, The forums & spaces Where nazis are coddled, like here
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It may be the end of the road & Twitter as such may implodeâ Often likened to hell Full of garbage as well & for many, our truest abode
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A myth had endured from the start, But lately has fallen apart. For Twitterâs new Chief Debunked the belief That âbillionaireâ must equal âsmart.â
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The words spewed by InfoWarsâ Jones Hurt far worse than mere stick & stones. His victims brought suit, He lost the dispute, And soon will lose all that he owns. https://t.co/28XJ5aCR3A
axios.com
Jones for years falsely claimed the massacre was a hoax.
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âAbortionâs the murder of kids, Which Christian tradition forbids!â, Rant folks on the Right (Except when it might Endanger their candidatesâ bids). https://t.co/rOYynkNw1o
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The asteroid-vanquisher flew And hit as we aimed it to do, A thrilling appliance Of intricate science And vengeance for dinosaurs too
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