Limericking
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Defunct // Email limericking at gmail
Joined January 2014
Story for latest limerick, on a Twitter update:
uproxx.com
The Twitter head didn’t remove checkmarks from every ’legacy’ account, but he did find a way to make it hard to tell if they’re subscribers.
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Mr Musk, whose incompetence grew,.Merged legacy checkmarks with Blue. The former don’t pay.But as of today.They look like the goobers who do.
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Story for latest limerick, on John Tory's resignation:
cbc.ca
Toronto Mayor John Tory announced on Friday that he will step down from his office after admitting to a relationship with a former staffer.
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A scandal ends Tory’s career,.Which lasted for many a year:.He worked with his staff.On Rogers’ behalf—.Or was it Toronto’s? (Unclear).
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Story for latest limerick, on Morocco-Portugal:
npr.org
Portugal was favored to win but Morocco's Cinderella tournament continues after their sensational 1-0 win over Portugal. Morocco is the first African nation to reach the semifinals of a World Cup.
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Morocco persisted, adept,.Defenses established and kept;.They battled uphill.And triumphed 1-nil;.Ronaldo of Portugal wept.
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Story for latest limerick, on the Georgia runoff:
nytimes.com
See full results and maps from the Georgia U.S. Senate runoff election between Senator Raphael Warnock and Herschel Walker.
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Mr Walker, who lies as he likes,.Is out, having gotten two strikes;.This noted disgrace.Has lost in his race.But just by a little, so yikes.
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As Ye made his attitudes clear,.Few platforms permitted him near—.Just uglier places,.The forums & spaces.Where nazis are coddled, like here.
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Story for latest limerick, on the state of Twitter:
nytimes.com
Mr. Musk, Twitter’s new owner, had given employees a Thursday deadline to decide whether to leave or stay “to build a breakthrough Twitter 2.0.”
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It may be the end of the road.& Twitter as such may implode—.Often likened to hell.Full of garbage as well.& for many, our truest abode.
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Story for latest limerick, on Kari Lake's loss:
azcentral.com
Katie Hobbs, Arizona’s Democratic election chief who built a national profile by standing up to false election claims, beats Republican Kari Lake.
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The choice Arizonans prefer.Is not Kari Lake, they concur. In time now, the stain.Of her ugly campaign.Will become, as her face was, a blur.
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Story for latest limerick, on Musk's Twitter:
theverge.com
Musk’s doubled down on the statistic that sparked the spat.
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Mr Musk, uninformed all around,.Helmed Twitter & ran it aground. The tweeting however.Was better than ever.For daily this man was beclowned.
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Story for latest limerick, on midterm election results:
nbcnews.com
Vance will succeed fellow Republican Rob Portman, who did not seek re-election. Unlike Portman, Vance has advanced unsubstantiated theories that a second term was stolen from Trump at the ballot box...
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As vote tabulations advance,.The Dems overall have a chance. Other news, to be clear,.Is unpleasant to hear;.One example is “Senator Vance”.
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Story for latest limerick, on Musk's Twitter:
nytimes.com
The social media company’s 7,500 employees have been bracing for job cuts since Mr. Musk took it over last week.
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The era of Musk came to pass.With layoffs occurring en masse;.We’ll pay, he expects,.For Twitter’s UX,.Which will be, increasingly, ass.
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