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Occasional alright tweet, 87% nonsense. Currently ranked tier 715 in the ITK tier list. Block Everton most weeks. Everton/LV Raiders/LA Kings
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Hopefully they put mine facing backwards so I have absolutely no idea what's going on
The final checks and touches are being made to all 52,888 seats 🔵
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Said it before and I'll say it again, the pitch looks absolutely terrible
Seats in the lower tier of the north stand are now being installed! 🚧
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Hate it when I order a pint and get two remotes ffs
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Thought I'd have a go at one of these
Football team tier list.
I could have broken the neutral section down more but oh well.
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I'm not arsed what he said tbh
🗞️Everton are showing interest in signing West Ham Winger, Said Benrahma
(Source -
@talkSPORT
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Lock him up and throw away the key, should be slide tackling the other passengers on the carriage shouting 'fuckin come on then'
Dreaming of the National League South 💤
Boreham Wood defender David Agbontohoma looks up for their game against Ebbsfleet today. They’ve got to win to stay up…
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No chance we should concede if we're starting a full league one team in goal
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Yeah mate, steepers better for jumping off after we're 3 down to Bolton in 7 minutes
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Mad how Joe Bidens only 3 years younger than Ashley Young
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Apparently in an Everton medical they do tests on your brain to see if you're mentally unwell for wanting to join us
🚨🔵 Understand Everton have booked travel today and medical tests for Orel Mangala.
He’s scheduled to travel to Merseyside this afternoon, loan move from OL.
Exclusive detail: NO buy option included, straight loan to
#EFC
if all goes to plan.
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Hahahaha paying in installments over 173 years
🚨 Everton have enquired about triggering a £51.2m release clause for Atletico Mineiro's 18-year-old forward Alisson Santana.
(Source: GeGlobo)
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Going to be a joy to hear my dad pronounce this "tell you what kid, that tim ibuprofen lad you've signed looks alright doesn't he"
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First game ever to end -1 -1 and both teams to gain 0 points
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Tbf to the lad it's an easy mistake to make, practically twins
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Whatever you think of the Broja signing let's give him a warm welcome and boo him from the off, the quicker his confidence is destroyed the better
#peoplesclub
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Thanks for telling me lads, i thought it was Arouna Kone and Li Weifeng
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NDiaye looks exciting and has a bit of quality about him, get him out now, no place for that at Everton, boooo
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It's actually only 4 years old its just an Everton fan
A 392 year old Greenland Shark in the Arctic Ocean, wandering the ocean since 1627.
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It's your man Sidibe for fuck sake get over
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Can't actually tell you how nice it feels to just not be included in this after the last few years
The fight for Premier League survival continues 📈📉
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I'm not having him do skills and have dangerous shots like this, I need someone I can boo, get him out now, no place for positive players
Almost a wonderful first goal for Iliman Ndiaye after good work by fellow new signings Iroegbunam and Lindstrøm! 😮
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Can see a big cup shock midweek when Everton beat Doncaster
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Fuckin sick of winning now you know, ive not been able to boo for 4 weeks ffs, joke
@Everton
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Great point tonight, now onto Saturdays game against Burnley
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God we'll look good getting twatted in that
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Hes class him, always rated him ever since i saw us linked 3 minutes ago
Everton are interested in signing RB Leipzig midfielder Tom Krauss for €5-€7m. [
@SkySportDE
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Manager at work is a huge Evertonian and has lots of links within the club and i just asked him if he thinks the club will get some points back from this appeal and he said he dosent have a clue and told me "to get back to work you lazy little prick" make of that what you will 👍
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Vitaliy Mykolenko could potentially this weekend become Evertons eighth highest goalscorer of all time if he manages to score 71 in tomorrows game against Luton Town. It would see the Ukrainian international overtake Jimmy Cunliffes record 🔵👍
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There was only one man who should have taken that pen
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Yeah mate, we just can't stop taking results at the Etihad, actually drowning in wins are the Toffess
🗣️ Pep Guardiola: "Since I arrived, Everton always took results here [At the Etihad], I don’t know why. Maybe it's because they are good. We have to be ready.”
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Alex Iwobi could potentially this weekend become Evertons highest Premier League goalscorer of all time if he manages to score 63 in Sundays huge game against Bournemouth. It would see the Nigerian overtake Romelu Lukakus record of 68 🔵👍
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Yeah I'd stick Mason Holgate in for Cannavaro
An XI made up of the best players Carlo Ancelotti has managed.
Would you make any changes? 🤔
(via
@EmilioSansolini
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Never mind head of youth recruitment get him up front
🚨 James Vaughan has been appointed as Everton’s new Head of Youth Recruitment. [
@TheSecretScout_
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Youssef Chermiti could potentially become Evertons 11th highest goalscorer of all time if he manages to score 72 in Mondays huge clash against Crystal Palace. It would see the Portuguese forward overtake Derek Temples record of 71 🔵👍
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He's better at punting than you are selling tickets Steve that's for sure 😭
Get rid of Pickford. All he does is punt it long. Thinks he’s still playing for Everton.
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Sprite of the blues all over the radio in work all day 🤣🤣🤣 staff will kill me
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We could go totally extinct and have our ground changed to a big Tesco express and it still wouldn't be as embarrassing as the time you yellow cunts turned up to Goodison with a load of snakes because Marco Silva had left you
Living for this downfall… about time they went down to the championship
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One of our main qualities as a fanbase is that we aren't reactive
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No mate, this is hell
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Abdoulaye Doucouré could potentially this weekend become Evertons fourth highest goalscorer of all time if he manages to score 116 in the game against Fulham. It would see the Malian international overtake Sandy Youngs record 🔵👍
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Dobbin has 100% proven why he needs a proper chance now, he's a real threat
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Hate this page me, try and not drink through the week and then something like this pops up and tempts me 😂😂😂
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Everton midfielder Amadou Onana not expected to be included in Frances starting lineup for their game against the Republic of Ireland on Thursday as he is in fact Belgian 🔵👍
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Ruben Vinagre, been exceptional for Everton
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@Geof17773624
@ToffeeArt
Basically Townsend said that Usmanov sent a missile over finch farm the day before he got sanctioned but Doucoure chested it down and volleyed it into the mersey
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Everton forward Youssef Chermiti not expected to be included in Germanys starting lineup for their Euro 2024 opener against Scotland this evening as he is in fact Portuguese 🔵👍
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Idrissa Gueye so he could sky it and put me out my fuckin misery
MLS penalties in the 90's were something else...🤯
If your life depended on it, which one player past or present, are you choosing to score? 🤔
#MLS
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How's Branthwaite got an England call up? He's fuckin terrible, needs at least another 14 years at Everton to truly develop in my opinion
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Remember going KFC years ago and Beto was actually working, i ordered a zinger tower meal and he actually headed my chips in to the bag then looked at me, winked, and said enjoy your meal and fuck Denise Barrett-Baxendale
Beto discusses when he got a job at KFC alongside his training
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Everton fans at Goodison next home game against Brentford
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Dwight Mcneil could potentially this weekend become Evertons sixth highest goalscorer of all time if he manages to score 109 in the game against Fulham. It would see the Englishman overtake Roy Vernons record 🔵👍
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Mad to think that the last time San Marino won a game of football Ashley Young was just 36 years of age, truly incredible really
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Andy Bells brother Taco is meant to be loaded as well I've heard
🚨Andy Bell and George Downing have lodged a bid to takeover Everton from Farhad Moshiri. The bid is backed by MS Dell who reportedly have a $120 Billion fortune. Moshiri is reviewing bids and will grant exclusivity to a bidder in the next few days
(Source -
@SkyKaveh
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Crying at the thought of Beto screenshotting this and reading it
🗣️"I have notes. I have screenshots from Facebook, YouTube - when they say something like I'm not good enough or something like that.
I say OK, I take a screenshot, I put it on my notes and I read it." - Beto on his critics last season
(Via -
@ShamoonHafez
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Jack Harrison could potentially this weekend become Evertons fifth highest goalscorer of all time if he manages to score 119 in the game against Brighton. It would see the Englishman overtake Joe Royles record 🔵👍
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Joke how southgates not let this guy take one ffs
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🚨 EXCL: Idrissa Gueye has reportedly refused to carry on at Everton after the club made their interest in Willy known, the rainbow toffees are planning to meet Idrissa for a brew to discuss his views. More to follow.
#EFC
🔵👍
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Oh yeah so it's alright for Palace to have a fuckin drum inside the ground but when I try and get in Goodison with my Piano I get declined, joke, I'm booing again
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Your defense is terrified
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Fuckin disgrace this, sack him, he should be sat at home watching Howards Way and looking on FIFA for players for next season 😡 no wonder we are shite
🎶 🥳 Sean Dyche has been spotted at Glastonbury Festival, where he will enjoy the next few days before returning to work next week.
@dailystar
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God he was good, what I'd do for a striker even close to that level now, absolutely insane
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Me staring at the wall whilst everyone else is in tears coz we've just gone 3 down in 2 minutes
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Blocked for reminding me we play again Tuesday 🤮
This is what I’d play Tuesday. Rest DCL,tarks and McNeil. Give patto and jb an hour to build the minutes up and just see how the rest plays out pretty much.
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The finish is great here but the confidence, composure and comfortability shows exactly why hes been and is being eased in, getting stronger and stronger, on his way to becoming the player he was under Ancelotti and nothing would please me more, get in Dom, credit to Dyche 😎👍🔵
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Everton twitter tonight 😂 look on bright side, at least there's lots of booing to be done
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Been through a lot that man, give him a chance 💙
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Everton’s second PSR hearing has now concluded. The Toffees now await the commissions verdict 🔵
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Pitch looks awful
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I'm in there somewhere booing and I wasn't even born yet
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He really does mate
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Lovely, not arsed what anyone says, im happy for him 👍⚒
David Moyes lets his 87-year-old father put on his
#UECL
winners medal 🥹🥇
Moyes’ 1,097 game wait for a major trophy has come to an end 🏆
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What does his hairstyle have to do with all of this?
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I thought the bobble was bad for leaking the team news early, but 5 months early is takin the piss
Everton 23/24 - Starting XI Concept Graphic 🖊
Just went with something nice and clean, let me know your thoughts.
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Mad when you think that Ashley Youngs only 6 years older than that shirt isn't it
A football shirt, dating back 120 years and thought to be one of the first in red to be worn by a Wales player, has been found during a house move
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Blocked for reminding me we play again on Sunday
Best part of being an Evertonian: Evertonians.
All we have is each other.
Massive match on Sunday.
Everton vs. Forest.
Kickoff 8:30 a.m.
@Danagardens
@EvertonInUSA
@NAToffees
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Amazing player this lad, ive been saying i really want him since i heard about him 8 minutes ago 🔵👍
EXCL: Everton reached an agreement in principle with Sporting to sign Youssef Chermiti as new striker 🚨🔵🇵🇹
#EFC
Deal in place between clubs — verbally agreed in the recent hours for 2004 born striker to join PL side.
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Joke that they have sacked him when they sit top of the league 🤯
We can confirm that we’ve parted company with head coach Gary O'Neil.
We’d like to place on record our thanks to Gary and wish him all the best for the future.
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James Garner could potentially this weekend become Evertons sixth highest league goalscorer of all time if he manages to score 82 in Sundays game against Chelsea. It would see the Englishman overtake Alex Stevensons record 🔵👍
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I've just seen Antolin Alcaraz referred to as a 'baller' Hahaha its time for bed
🚨WE ARE BACK🚨
A commanding defender, a favourite of Roberto Martinez, who was a comfortable player on the ball too during his spell in the Premier League:
Ex Wigan, Everton and Paraguay International- Antolín Alcaraz
#WAFC
#Wigan
#EFC
#EvertonFC
#Paraguay
#randomballerOTD
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🚨⛔️ Ernest Nuamah deal to Fulham now on the verge of collapsing after Denise Barrett-Baxendale got the Ghanaian in a headlock. More to follow as we get it
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Don't think I've ever wanted a lad to do better
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Hes class him, always rated him highly ever since i saw us linked with him 2 minutes ago
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Lovely moment this morning at Finch Farm as midfielder Andre Gomes has brought some pastel de nata (Portuguese custard tarts) to share around the squad and staff. Today is thought to be Gomes' last training session before he completes his move to Runcorn Linnets 🔵
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