I want Johnny Depp to win this trail, look directly at Amber Turd, and say, "This is the day you will always remember as the day you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow" and then pull a rope to swing out of there

Twitter pay jaahil auraton ko randiyan bolna galat baat hai.

RT @receipts_lol: These two sentences were 4 seconds apart.

RT @masteroogwgay: Shows that even if you have everything in this world, life is still empty without the guidance of our creator. Nothing….

Aik to mere dost ko roz pyaar ho jata hai

Aisa soun ga na.

RT @haysheen: Baat baat pe kela kha janay wale mardon ke ghar ni bastay.

Any one of us would be lucky to be raised with Umar ibn Khattab (RA) on the day of judgement. One of the Ashrah Mubashrah. The second caliph of Islam. The one who was asked for directly by the Prophet Muhammad (Peace Be Upon Him). The one who conquered 1/3 of the world. Ameen bro.

RT @I_amMukhtar: Bob Vylan performed in Athens. "We're not generally hateful people. But we do hate war, and we do hate injustice. Free….

RT @UTDTrey: Bro lowkey deserves the Ballon D’or more than 17

RT @MyLordBebo: 🇮🇱🇺🇸🇵🇸 “Israel has the right to defend itself.”. “Against what? Aid workers and children?”

I don't like this 2 logon wala mausam when I'm akela.

RT @unitedyusuf: When RONALDO returned to @ManUtd, the club collected the NUMBER 7 shirt from CAVANNI, a player still at the club & gave it….

RT @FootballPak: Stupendous football from Layla Banaras.

RT @hatapheena: What a beautiful weather @ Lahore.

RT @pak_futball: If any of you haven’t seen KDB, Iniesta, Kroos, or Pirlo — You can watch Layla Banaras. #PakistanFootball .

RT @AdiiiFCB: Bro what the fuck I haven't even seen Barça Femeni players play like this. This is INSANEEEE 😭😭😭.

RT @Arneslot_Era: I take back everything i said about Bruno. 💔

RT @FabrizioRomano: Diogo Jota celebration by Dembélé. ❤️👏🏻

RT @ajhadzmy: This is why we don’t give a fuck if every single one of you dies.

RT @AssalRad: