Before you get too emotionally attached to me, you should know I’m this person.

Purpose driven bullying wins again🙌🏻

Hubs won’t let me order pierogi from PNC park to take back to the hotel. What kind of PRISON did I marry into?!.

Hey girl, what do I need to steal at this ballpark to get some pretty silver bracelets from you? I think I’m in love.😍

The cute blonde neighbor boy wanted me to scratch his belly while I was on my walk today.

RT @nova_Corpse: I think my problem is that I freely admit to my feelings.

RT @youarethejokes: Phineas and Ferb.

I’ve lit the pumpkin candle and have a hoodie ready and a fire going🙌🏻. In the voice of Mariah .🎶 it’s tiiiiiiiiiimmmmmmme🎶

Interesting that people who want us to be inclusive and not care what color someone’s skin is, are upset about a woman’s skin color.

RT @caesar_pounce: Saying "would" to your female friends is creep behavior and even worse than that if you're married. Can you not hear yo….

RT @emily_tweets: Welcome to your 40s. at least the sex is really good.

RT @jasonjasonsons: you’re like if fred durst was a person.

Dear anonymous friend,. I wonder what you look like more than you realize. Love,. Leslie.

I have agreed to go on a road trip with just my parents to North Dakota. Do I need institutionalized? Am I ok? Maybe I do take bath salts without my knowledge?.

Sometime Around Midnight- The Airborne Toxic Event.

Omgggg😭😭😭😭

The bewbies live to see another day! Mammogram came back clear. 🍈🍈.

I’m such a sunset slut

Last album you listened to from start to finish

Ok this is one of the funniest things I’ve seen in awhile😂😂.

Leslie in the 90s. 90s hot Leslie