RT @UmWabiSabi: @kalebror @feederofcats This took so long but it was worth every second. Do it for Wonton!

My version.

Nothing feels as good as hearing “you might be onto something” in response to telling someone your conspiracy theory.

RT @hafr3n: he’s sort of america’s princess diana

I just got aggressively annoyed and went to bitch about it but I’m going to wait because I don’t want it to look like a subtweet about @RobThomTheTank & his weather lmao.

I miss you, Tim Hortons.

Nelly & Ashanti have been over my FB feed and I’m not mad about it, it’s just that Nelly has an old man laugh and when he’s carrying on like that in overalls with both straps hooked? . I just. I don’t like getting old.

RT @ChickenJoeSTL: Uranus Fudge Factory on film, taken with my 1941 Argus C2

Dangerously close to shotgunning an Alani Nu.

RT @kp_official_1: Just a reminder to everyone: Grok is polluting a Black community in Memphis, Tennessee at an exponential rate every time….

RT @potatoslav: me, AI is the thing i’ve gone full boomer on. no i will not learn it. no i don’t care if it makes something easier. fuck yo….

RT @bashfoal: "i wonder what's going on in your head" there's a haunted house and a rotisserie chicken.

I was 300 feet in the sky, Tom!.

Big day for me today!!!!. (Watching my first ever Superman movie).

Trying to sleep but randomly thought about Scotty 2 Hotty.

Michigan, ya’ll. It was a wild time.

I dated a guy who cheated on me with a married woman. She set me up with her husband and I fell HARD. Then she wanted him back so he hooked me up with his younger brother as a fling before he left for the Navy (which he joined because he didn’t pass the American Idol auditions).

I swear I’ve sent this exact statement to @feral_luxury.

RT @pauljpastor: This picture is in a dollhouse. A dear family friend (Dolores “Teedy” Lee) who died recently had been working on it for….

Avoiding the intentional use of AI includes not participating in fun Twitter trends. This is not a subtweet. You do you, always. It’s a reminder to myself because damnit I wanna play too. 😒 But I won’t & am publicly holding myself accountable.