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Ed Davey, "I'm afraid Nigel Farage should be apologising for helping cause this problem in the first place" "Before Brexit we didn't have a small boats problem because we had 27 return agreements with European Union countries and we could return people" "But that's to Nigel

David Moyes is 100% spot on here. The decision not to send Tarkowski off for a hideous tackle on Mac Allister in April was as strange as it gets and I’m glad he’s reminding us all that we’ve come to get used to that when Everton play Liverpool.

Do i get the assist?

We've all had mates who turned out to be wrong 'uns. But Lord Mandelson's friendships with Geoffrey Robinson, the Hinduja brothers, Oleg Deripaska, Lord Lebedev and Jeffrey Epstein is an astonishing run of bad luck.

Delighted to help you get this straight, Camilla. The Tube is operating with 2,000 fewer staff than before the pandemic so our members are working more extreme shifts (4 am starts, 1 am finishes) to keep London moving. Fatigue and understaffing are a dangerous mix.

It's a tale as old as time that very rich people will try to blame society's ills on a minority group so that they themselves aren't held to account.

@LeeAndersonMP_ Every day? All the verses? You'd rather force children to sing, than keep them safe and fed. You people are so weird!

How about we celebrate the great signings without disrespecting the PL champions?

@LukeEdwardsTele This is getting a bit embarrassing now Luke. Put in good performance up until then end. You read the situation wrong and maybe the club aren't the heroes that you have been getting fed by your contacts in this situation. Howe admitted himself that conversations were had

This is supposedly a professional journalist. What a grade A plonker.

Liverpool and Newcastle United agree Alexander Isak deal at £125 million. Player expected to sign six year contract

@geordiejosh @LFC You aren't getting 150 million, homeslice. We'll give you 120 million and an extra tenner so you can get that mullet sorted.

@rioferdy5 HAHAHAHAHAHA UNLUCKY YE BIG UNBEARABLE MAN-CHILD NOBHEAD.

If you take a step back, Newcastle’s reaction to Isak’s blatant desire to leave is borderline deranged. What proud institution thinks you try to equally outright defy a move and also ‘keep the door open’ for a player who so clearly wants away ? There’s no pride in that. Hate

@GG_Geordie No way you've just referred to Joelinton as J7? WE3 will run on with his gumshield in around the 75th minute and send him back to the salon he gets his hair bleached in, the big yard dog.

@henrywinter Come on now. An opening bid that equals the British record isn't disrespectful. The entire mess is of Isak (don't sign 6 year deals) and Newcastle's own making and has been for months. Am very sympathetic to the Newcastle supporters and Howe but Liverpool have done nothing wrong.

@henrywinter Henry, you’ve not been objective on this at all. That’s such one sided analysis. It really does read as something sailing dangerously close to propaganda.

100% this. The Newcastle fanbase are embarrassing themselves whilst at the same time showing potential players why they shouldn’t join. The making of their own downfall.