mostlyebullient
@LeemonSlice
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seltzer water sommelier in training and self-proclaimed weekend enthusiast 18+
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Joined March 2017
another eyelash fell into my eye and it's trying to stay in there since i'm not by a mirror with a bright light :(
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Already did.
If you single rn you might as well give up π
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he looks happy
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Me looking up at the supermarket camera after eating 2 grapes
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he saw the tweet
do you think iran would stop if america gave them trump?
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All these protein products and theyβre all vile except for these queens like no one is even TRYING to fight backβ¦
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started reading a series that is not complete yet (i made a mistake)
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damn bitch
i really truly am the βdamn, bitch, you live like this?β meme
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To say we don't have money for universal healthcare at this point is to admit you haven't been paying attention to a single fucking thing happening rn and I'm muting this immediately, fight with your mom.
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might be the brunt tongue because the tea is now ass. could be the insulated mug though, not sure which.
burnt my tongue but the tea is good
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stomach hurts but another book is finished. it's a weird feeling.
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when december comes i get to blow the dust off my dune bucket
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