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I went to three phish shows this weekend and felt good enough to exercise today which would’ve been impossible for me a few years ago. I am extremely grateful for my sobriety. That being said I just watched the Hunter Biden interview and have decided to cry crack just once.
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RT @GalaxyPeaBrain: Girlfriend watching my parents give me Tums after eating 12 Grilled hot dogs:
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Today’s teenagers in 15 years when they have to write someone a nice letter
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Phish is the greatest live musical act of all time and it really isn’t close.
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RT @jp_mcdade: Colbert getting canceled is like when you’re sad to see a restaurant closing even though you never went there and you heard….
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RT @skyler_higley: imagine being viral for cheating. It’s not like he’s also got a decades long rap career or he’s a superstar at golf. We….
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Having rich parents and pretending you’re making it on your own is like using bumpers in a professional bowling tournament and being like “God damn I cannot miss today 😎”.
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I love it when somebody tweets “what’s the best 30 rock joke” and everyone replies with their fave 30 rock joke. Can somebody pls do that? I would but I’ve done it too many times in the past and I should let somebody else have the engagement this time.
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I would like to clear up some statements I made the other day. It has come to my attention that Alligator Alcatraz is not a jail for Alligators but rather a concentration camp. Had I known this I would have never called it “sick as hell.” Thank you for understanding. God Bless ♥️.
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I’m glad you asked
I will never understand why people would willing live in Chicago.
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No cap Imma keep it a buck I high key voted for a blackmailed pedophile to be President Of The United States.
ANDREW SCHULZ: “I voted for none of this. Trump is doing the exact opposite of everything I voted for.”
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