LAZËR
@LazerTheBand
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A little bit of LAZËR for you, honey.
Joined April 2009
Our member Sai-clone directed a Luka short. Figured maybe y'all want to rage cry w/ us again today: https://t.co/vBD6kc4HtS
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Our OG drummer directed this. Let'z cry again? https://t.co/vBD6kc4HtS
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Reporter: why shouldn’t you be fired? Director of safety at Jurassic Park: I think I’m doing a really good job
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Until Nico, we didn’t know there was such thing as a less-likable Jerry Krause
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@bookofthefates Im not saying this piece was a lie. Most of this he sat on till it benefitted him to do so. The truth isnt what’s important to him.. its the timing and how big can he make an article. Hes very smart but he isnt some hero all of the sudden.
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lol, they gave the kid a free shot from half halfcourt. Do y’all not watch social media? #77
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Kyrie doesn’t play defense, thus he will never win a championship as a lead guard. Oh, wait…
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Dear @dallasmavs, Michael Malone and Donnie Nelson are currently available. Just an idea.
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Dumont: “If you wanna take a vacation, don’t do it with us”
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Dirk only shits on things in German. Appropriate.
Dirk Nowitzki had a German podcast with his sister Silke for his foundation. He - numerous times - calls the trade "insanity". Says he was about going to lunch when he heard about it and skipped lunch to sit in his hotel room for 1 hour. 1/x #mffl
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Nico Harrison “lived it”, guys. He was there in Colorado in 2003. That’s why he thinks it’s OK to rape fans. One day he will be given a statue and revered as a “girl dad”, plus win an Oscar.
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Each time @dallasmavs issue a new insult to MFFLs/their intelligence, LAZËR will donate one additional Lamborghini to Luka Doncic. Also, we will soon relocate Dirk statue away from Loyalty Fades Plaza. Sooner if Nico mentions Kobe again. FAFO, assheadz.
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had to quickly learn to play the music from the titanic when the band plays as the ship is sinking
Breaking: Dallas Mavericks All-Star Kyrie Irving has suffered a season-ending torn ACL in his left knee, sources tell ESPN.
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Get your Nico Harrison urinal cake here!
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Good. Throw away the key.
WE ARE ALL TIED UP
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