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🎟️ Pious little misfit | Tribe + country over party

Exile / Zion 🇺🇸🇮🇱🇺🇦
Joined September 2016
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✡︎ Lauren
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My grandpa z”l escaped the ghetto, joined the partisans, and killed Nazis with his bare hands. He would’ve gone Inglourious Basterds on Hamas’ asses.
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Liron Kopinsky 🇮🇱 Am Yisrael Chai
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This observation deserves its a PhD dissertation. cc @DBashIdeas
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✡︎ Lauren
7 months
@ldkop On that note, can you explain why everyone has a different Hagaddah at Orthodox tables? Growing up, the entire table had a uniform Maxwell House, etc, but it’s an entirely different culture at frum tables.
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✡︎ Lauren
7 months
Reminds me of the ham quiche I once spied at a “god-optional” Lab/Shul potluck kiddush
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Yehuda Teitelbaum
7 months
The crazy part is that this could be real.
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✡︎ Lauren
7 months
How’s your Passover prep going?
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shevereshtus
7 months
It is not, in fact, a win for you to make fun of people who have different minhagim or chumrot than you do; in fact, it’s perfectly fine for people to do things differently than you do.
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Am Yisroel Chai
7 months
Passover = The intergenerational transmission of Judaism within the family unit.
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@HillaryClinton
Hillary Clinton
7 months
Are you a woman who changed your name when you got married? Congress is considering a bill that could make it much harder for you to vote. Call your rep—this is not a drill. https://t.co/P7CcCnFTk1
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7 months
Apprehending these two enemies of state means the Pesach mania is not in vain
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@JacobALinker
Jacob Ben-David Linker 🇺🇸🕎🇺🇸✡️🇺🇸🕎🇺🇸
7 months
The happy dhimmi myth is the Arab-Muslim version of the white supremacist happy slave myth Though the Turks eliminated a bunch of these restrictions in the 1860s, prejudices and social hierarchies remained. And authorities continued to have arbitrary unchecked power
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Egyptian Atheist
7 months
- Jews were considered dhimmis in “Palestine.” - Jews had to acknowledge the supremacy of Islamic rule. - Jews had to accept legal and social limitations. - Jews could not hold positions of power over Muslims. - Jews were restricted in clothing, riding horses, building new
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✡︎ Lauren
7 months
Just a grandchild of Holocaust survivors who hoarded bags of flour until they died feeling really, really, viscerally wrong about throwing out perfectly good food before Passover just because it’s been opened already …
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✡︎ Lauren
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This has gotta be a really confusing time for the gentile allies of religious Jwitter
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Edgy Ashkie
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7 months
Please stop calling Morocco the Middle East.
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✡︎ Lauren
7 months
Not to blow minds or anything, but my Moroccan-born friend said her family tradition forbids the consumption of rice on Pesach ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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✡︎ Lauren
7 months
Grateful to @SephardicBrothe for sharing these Pesach resources for communal use and widespread edification. The vast array of Sephardic and Ladino rituals and traditions, particularly from largely Nazi-exterminated Greek Jewry, are fascinating for anyone to learn about, and
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@RitchieTorres
Ritchie Torres
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Private David Moser was a Jewish-American soldier who served with valor in World War I and died during the Spanish Flu pandemic. Despite his Jewish faith, the U.S. government buried him under a headstone engraved with the Latin Cross—a symbol of Christianity. I represent Private
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✡︎ Lauren
7 months
Buying extra tissues and mixing extra salty saltwater for the masses who routinely go a week at a time without rice and beans but catch terminal Kitniyos Fever every spring like clockwork.
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✡︎ Lauren
2 years
Eschewing kitniyos is NBD in the era of food science and boutique kashrus. 🫘🍚🌽🥜 Imagine Ashkenazim in the pre-Columbian, pre-potato era, ffs.
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✡︎ Lauren
7 months
Choose one
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✡︎ Lauren
7 months
Feel whatever this makes you feel
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Feel whatever this makes you feel
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✡︎ Lauren
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Black-Jewish alliance: The only American groups that still introduce themselves as Mrs. / Ms. ____________
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