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@Landmannery

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Husband to The Warden, father to the Inmates. Landman, @RiceGolf alumnus, WxMan, and @UHLaw grad. I tweet about weather, grift, freedom, God, & #EFT . My views.

San Antonio, TX
Joined August 2009
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@Landmannery
Matt Toohey
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😔 😤
@bandholz
Eric Bandholz
13 hours
Austin can be retarded. This light rail plan is going to cost $7.1 BILLION, give 10 miles of city access, & provide 28k daily rides. Instead, they could use that money to purchase 2,800 @Tesla Robotaxis at ~$100 MILLION and serve the same amount of riders to 100% of the city.
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Matt Toohey
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Absolute Htown rocketbath
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Matt Toohey
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So you’re telling us there’s a chance… ā€œIf I were back on the trading desk tomorrow, this is what I’d do: - Increase real-asset exposure: gold, energy, infrastructureā€
@Ben__Rickert
Ben Rickert
5 days
The Bond Market Is Whispering a Warning When the Smart Money Starts to Sweat Bonds don’t shout. They whisper. Stocks are the loud drunk at the party; bonds are the sober man in the corner who’s seen enough cycles to know how this ends and lately, that man has started tapping
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Matt Toohey
6 days
Wouldn’t it make sense if psychiatrists regularly examined the organ they claim to be experts about? Well, ⁦@DocAmen⁩ does.
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Podcast Episode Ā· The Tucker Carlson Show Ā· 11/17/2025 Ā· 2h 1m
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Matt Toohey
6 days
She's one of the worst
@ShadowofEzra
Shadow of Ezra
6 days
President Trump has now labeled Susie Wiles the most powerful woman in the world, saying she could wipe out any country with just one phone call. He adds that he isn’t even sure he could wield that kind of power himself, but he’s confident she can. Trump says she’s never going
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Matt Toohey
9 days
Well well well…
@NWSWPC
NWS Weather Prediction Center
9 days
āš ļø Here's a look at the precipitation forecast for the next 7 days. A series of systems will keep conditions unsettled across the West, while a more substantial system brings a threat of heavy showers and thunderstorms to the south-central U.S. towards the end of the week. ā›ˆļø
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Matt Toohey
10 days
Samesies
@BretWeinstein
Bret Weinstein
10 days
I don’t regret voting for Trump because the alternative was unthinkable. But WOW am I disappointed.
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Matt Toohey
11 days
What is this man rambling about
@theblaze
TheBlaze
11 days
Michelle Obama gets very angry about White people’s ā€œbeauty standardsā€: ā€œLet me explain something to White People! We straighten our hair to follow your beauty standards. It is exhausting and it takes up time. Don’t tell me how to wear my hair.ā€
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Matt Toohey
13 days
Tebow is a top man in my book. Selfless and constantly looking out for children.
@CollinRugg
Collin Rugg
13 days
JUST IN: Tim Tebow shows horrific map of New York showing every location a person has downloaded CP over the past month, calls for more funding for law enforcement. "This year, somewhere between 300k to a million people will be trafficked in the US." "When you defund [the
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Matt Toohey
16 days
Unquestionably.
@MidwesternDoc
A Midwestern Doctor
16 days
The longterm result of Roosevelt introducing 30 year mortgages was to make housing much more expensive (as lower monthly payments meant buyers could afford more expensive homes). I am almost certain Trump's 50 year mortgage plan would do the same.
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Matt Toohey
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Matt Toohey
18 days
There really is no other way
@financedystop
Financial Dystopia
19 days
Families are now starting to build their own off-grid compounds...
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Matt Toohey
24 days
A top issue that no one in DC gives two shits about because once the printer is reined in, all the swamp rats lose their sphere of influence and power. Sovereign debt crisis and NO ONE gives a shit. 😤
@IlliquidInsight
Illiquid Insights
25 days
@Convertbond @BarbarianCap Investors can no longer ignore the government’s growing deficits and money printing
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Matt Toohey
25 days
Yes to @MarkLynchSC
@RT_com
RT
25 days
'BANKRUPT America should not send PENNY to ISRAEL or UKRAINE to get our CHILDREN blown up' — Lindsey Graham's rival for Senate Agree?
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Matt Toohey
25 days
We’ll get the lighting dialed next year
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Matt Toohey
29 days
Oh my
@US_Stormwatch
Colin McCarthy
29 days
This footage from inside the eye of Category 5 Hurricane Melissa might be the most jaw-dropping video ever captured of a hurricane’s eye, showcasing the infamous ā€œstadium effect."
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Matt Toohey
1 month
Hell of an outright win by @RiceFootball today as 10.5 pt dogs. šŸ¦‰šŸ¦‰šŸ¦‰
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Matt Toohey
1 month
Awesome to see my buddy Mike fight for sound policy in the land of unsound policy. We’ve got your back brother!
@MikeUmbro
Mike Umbro 🪃
1 month
Californians for Energy and Science here….sharing some facts as Santa Barbara elects to turn their beautiful beaches back a tar pit swamp. You can see the Sierra Club heads shrink over the span of this short clip (the white women shutting down high paying jobs for our workers)
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Matt Toohey
1 month
WTX baths have been plentiful
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