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Chief Goblin Officer @DateLikeGoblins | Agent of Chaos | Actually 🦝🦝 in a 👗| Founder of @The_Wreck_List | Former Child, @SmallGirlsPR, @Shapeways
Joined May 2009
So 10 years ago I was @hinge’s first publicist. Now I’m officially building a dating app called @DateLikeGoblins with @megchristensen. Yes I’m serious. Our waitlist is now open 💖🧌✨ https://t.co/kUM58n6tQn
likegoblins.com
We're for the introverts, the neurospicy, the perpetual third wheels, or anyone who has ever felt like they didn't fit in. Whether you want to date like Goblins or game like Goblins, we're helping...
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Love flying now. It’s like… “ok, so now we are boarding Steerage Star Members™️. Please empty the contents of your pockets for gate check”
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FYI if flying out of SEA (Seattle) and checking a bag with @Delta, leave extra time. The wait for bag drop is 40+ minutes.
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He then says goodbye (which he hates doing) to ten million lightning bugs (all of them). But wait. He knows where several still are. ….Because he keeps them in a jar… Oh no.
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Was @owlcity’s Fireflies about dating? There were ten million fireflies. Then there were ten thousand lighting bugs (presumably hanging with him) That he got a thousand hugs from. So 10% of lighting bugs hugged him. Or if HPB (hugs per bug) is >1, even less.
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We’re not crying… ok, we are. So proud to be building this gamer community 💚 #gamerfriends #cozygames #onlinefriends #cozygamer
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Blood Magic, Scheduled Pooping, and Other Reasons I Built a Dating App https://t.co/y5LG3tWnw0
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Yeah therapy is great but have you also taken a big chug of a highly carbonated beverage? For the record, we recommend pairing both.
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And this is why I’m so excited to have (and be on) @DateLikeGoblins! Dating in video games > finding people on the apps or in bars
Yesterday I’m hosting a live Q&A on women and dating with ~50 single dudes. Guy goes: “I love esports — play competitively, have a coach — OK to talk about this on dates?” The stylist on my team, a hot single girl, chimes in: “I own a dedicated gaming computer, and play
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Wild that @QuickBooks has a documented issue regarding email logins not pulling up accounts and their “fix” is to login using your user ID 💀
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Elmo's 2025 Ins and Outs In- smiling more In- making new friends In- learning big words Out- rocks
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Quel gourmand! That’s my French mother’s butter for Q4
French husband told me that this is “probably enough butter to make Thanksgiving dinner” and I think I am probably required by French law to report him to the nearest embassy
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The screen of my 2021 MacBook Pro completely stopped working and @Apple wants $900 to fix it. So, took a while but I’m back in the @Microsoft fold! I was the second person at @BestBuy this morning with the same screen issue 👀
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I feel like I'm having a stroke-- #HotFrosty is the most dystopian Black-Mirror-esque "romance" movies ever. After being useless hot man the entire film, at Xmas he gifts her an "Understanding Home Repair" book. She fixes her own furnace & gifts him a vacation to Hawaii
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Why does this show’s reunions always make me feel gaslit. Why do they attack the wrong people and side with the villains #LoveIsBlind7
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a/s/l? Brb, hosting the coolest online panel next week and obviously talking about early 2000's internet culture. RSVP here: https://t.co/pUMp7FagC0
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I profiled Tim Cook. I also informed the CEO of Apple that people name their group chats.
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