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Fuckin hell read that first word and did a cruyff turn
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Nothing on the local birds in lockdown
2:01:25 🤯
The second quickest marathon of all time.
Take a bow Kelvin Kiptum! 🇰🇪
#LondonMarathon
#WeRunTogether
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we’re actually finished most of us 18-25 year olds run off elf bars, moretti and chicken n rice. Long day.
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Wouldn’t like to share a bag with him
𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝟏𝟎 𝐔𝟐𝟑 𝐌𝐢𝐝𝐟𝐢𝐞𝐥𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐭𝐨𝐩-𝟓 𝐋𝐞𝐚𝐠𝐮𝐞𝐬 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐏𝐫𝐨𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐏𝐚𝐬𝐬𝐞𝐬 this season according to
@DTFootball_
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9. Joris Chotard (22y, DM) 🇫🇷 - 120
🇫🇷 Montpellier HSC
9. D. Szoboszlai (23y, CM) 🇭🇺 - 120
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Never understand people covering their reg on a photo 🤣🤣 what we gna do check it’s taxed?
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How much of a creep can you be to make a fake vinted account pretending to be a woman asking to see ‘back photos’ of a bikini being worn 😭😭
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Freak if u don’t it smells 10:10 not arsed
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Hahahaha ye look like the fella who drank 2000 pints🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@sspencerukk
Thought I was getting sprinkles the lot lad🤣🤣🤣could’ve at least put it in a cup to hide it
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Be fumin losing all that weight for your stomach to look like a basset hound
A German man lost a whopping 360 pounds and he claims it cured his depression 🙏
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Asking the most clueless bird you know to pick a horse in the national is printing money. Always works
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Jokes on all youse laughing, I’ll be on the wickerman soon enough with the Alton towers deal
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Gimp if u save up your disposable vapes as if it’s some sort of collection
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Never not funny man🤣🤣
Bored. Quote this with the funniest video you’ve got saved on your phone
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@jackjack_cookie
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Just contacted my solicitor and he told me to get fucked he’s got real lawsuits to deal with. Thanks again.
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Average football twitter user
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He is 5’9 man bout as scary as a year 9
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That hidden reply hahahaha
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Always some fuckin smart arse man, let me grieve in peace don’t need some cost of living bandit telling me I should’ve known
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Dno how you can go on Spotify etc n think to yourself yeno what let me whack Dave on
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Yeh. If you’re 24 and have to go for 19 year olds there’s somet wrong with u
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You’re a grown man posting like a girl that promotes their only fans underneath 🤣
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u can’t banter city tickets goin on general sale if you don’t go games yourself
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15th hers was unfortunately mate, she’s gutted now I’ve told her you don’t share a birthday
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“Survives uni” uno u go out clubbing every week n do school work, ur not doin a tour of afghan. Not to mention you chose to be there
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No idea mate - shower fan
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Half expected to click on her account and her pinned tweet be a freestyle
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@MCFC_dazza2
@addzy01_
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Still fuming about the yazoo mate sorry Dno what came over me there
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Don’t think it’s worth the court fees for a yazoo milkshake and an Aldi coke to be perfectly honest
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Fair enough, got it well difficult in life ain’t he
Tom Holland announced he is taking a break from acting for his mental health: "I'm now taking a year off”
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Beer fear this morning is no joke I’ve woken up with my girlfriends car door handle next to me
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@Jordhy123_
5 hours kip and then 10 minutes sat on the edge of your bed before work contemplating life. Does the business 🤣
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Guys scrannin zendeya’s box and wants me to think he’s got struggles in this life
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@Luke_MCFC
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He said he’ll be bombing the ground if he doesn’t get a ticket or somet 🤣
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My bird walked in pissing herself with a yazoo just sat in its own plastic bag hahahah
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Can’t wait to whack a quid on a 16543/1 acca at Cheltenham and act hard done by when the first horse loses
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