The Unraptured ♒️
@LMStewarty
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May release my inner kraken on the odd occasion. Also, I am @thecakemadame at your service 🇹🇹
Joined October 2011
I always knew I was the one for me 🥰
Your soul mate is the person you were dating in 2020.
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when the rules of literally any card game are explained to me
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“YOUR’RE SO PRIVATE AND MYSTERIOUS” girl, i literally just stay home unless i’m going to work or see the people who are kind to me. idk what else to say
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Again, I prefer to be loop adjacent.
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Paramin Parang the 12th December Organize allyuh self from now
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Valid, but I can no longer want more for them than they want for themselves. At some point they’re going to have to collectively pull themselves up by the bootstraps and start the work. I live in hope for them, but I, personally, am tired.
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I want a specific type of cookie, but I also want said cookie to make itself.
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People who don’t want children have thought more about parenthood and what it would look like for them than most people who want/already have children.
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Someone said this week I am my mother in a different font and you know what? They’re not wrong.
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Black Americans apply an americentric racial lens to the world and then get upset when people don’t subscribe to it
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Massy got one. Go in the supermarket and get scared by the prices
SO NOBODY AINT HOSTING NO HALLOWEEN PARTIES ?????
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Reading with the accompaniment of a dictionary from very small.
What boosted your English Vocabulary?
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Talapia tastes like it swam past a fish once like 6 months ago
Tilapia just needs better PR cus 110 calories and 23g of protein per filet is immaculate!!
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If you bring me a fried chicken breast I’m going to assume you want me to choke and die and you hate me .
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