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Software engineer, AI dabbler, Musician, Audio engineer, $TSLA, M3/MY owner

Melbourne, Victoria
Joined May 2021
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@LJMBAU
M3LJ
9 days
FULL SELF DELUSION šŸŽø After years of ā€œcoming soon,ā€ and HW3 owners left for dead in the Australian FSD rollout, I figured it deserved a ballad. Even got old mate Ed Sheeran to perform it (kind of). Hey @TeslaAUNZ @Tesla @elonmusk - this one’s for every Aussie still waiting for
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@LJMBAU
M3LJ
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Hey @TeslaAUNZ @elonmusk Woke up. Checked for FSD. Still ā€œcoming soon.ā€ See you tomorrow. ā˜€ļøšŸ” #GroundhogDay
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@LJMBAU
M3LJ
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These are some depressing statistics, literally some owner’s kids have started and finished primary school already during this time!
@13arm13arm
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Days since I purchased my Tesla Model X: 2836 Days since I purchased Full Self-Driving Capability: 2435 At least 232 days until FSD V14 "Lite" for HW3 cars ... in North America ... probably .... isn't that right @aelluswamy @vaibhav_taneja? Days since my car was upgraded to
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@LJMBAU
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Promises. Updates. Delays. It’s been a journey worthy of a soundtrack. šŸŽ§ Full Self Delusion - out now on all streaming platforms. Hey @TeslaAUNZ can you make sure this one gets onto Thom’s playlist please, cheers! https://t.co/VB6A5SXx87
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@LJMBAU
M3LJ
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All the kids @TeslaAUNZ are probably too young to even know who Skippy is… 🦘 He’s been waiting since HW3 launched - and even he’s given up hopping for updates.
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@LJMBAU
M3LJ
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So who here had a geocities website? Simpler times.
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@LJMBAU
M3LJ
2 days
Hard to believe it’s almost been a month since I started posting these skits. Turns out, the galaxy far, far away hits closest to home - Star Wars and sci-fi seem to rule the feed.
@LJMBAU
M3LJ
1 month
Morning @TeslaAUNZ any news on HW3? Situation is getting serious..
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@LJMBAU
M3LJ
2 days
Single out This Wednesday on the main streaming platforms. Changed it up a bit, extended and rocked it up a bit.
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@LJMBAU
M3LJ
2 days
Apparently the hospital scene was ā€œborderline psychoticā€ to quote a ex-follower. So is selling FSD to Aussie HW3 owners in 2019 and still not delivering it. šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø
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@LJMBAU
M3LJ
2 days
Look who just got triggered. I’ll pause for a moment of silence to honour this heroic act of blocking - truly, a modern tragedy. šŸŽ­
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@LJMBAU
M3LJ
2 days
Look who just got triggered. I’ll pause for a moment of silence to honour this heroic act of blocking - truly, a modern tragedy. šŸŽ­
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@LJMBAU
M3LJ
2 days
When the HW4 Tesla brags about having FSD and you’ve been waiting 6 years for it… @Tesla @TeslaAUNZ
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@LJMBAU
M3LJ
3 days
Fact: driving and navigating manually lowers your chance of Alzheimer’s
@RealAlanHoward
Alan šŸ‡¦šŸ‡ŗ
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I've had FSD for a week in my new Model Y, and after getting in my 2-year-old Tesla I discovered I'd already forgotten how to drive it... šŸ‘€
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@LJMBAU
M3LJ
3 days
Dreamt @TeslaAUNZ gave me my 10k back. Woke up - still shafted, still steering. šŸ˜‚ā˜•ļø #FullSelfDelusion
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@LJMBAU
M3LJ
3 days
Hey @TeslaAUNZ - even @jeremyjudkins_ is losing it over the HW3 FSD mess down here. Kinda embarrassing, hey? 😳
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@LJMBAU
M3LJ
3 days
In 1983, WarGames warned us about AI taking over. In 2025, HW3 owners in Australia just want AI to take over the wheel, is that too much to ask @TeslaAUNZ
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@LJMBAU
M3LJ
4 days
Love reading @techAU, but every visit feels like stepping into a bazaar of irrelevant ads. I came for tech news, not ā€œtrack a phone number to exact locationā€ or cortisol adverts. I understand the need for ads to keep the lights on, but at least make them less intrusive and
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@LJMBAU
M3LJ
4 days
@Bangers certify this!
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@LJMBAU
M3LJ
4 days
Just when you finally build your off-grid eco dream home - solar, Powerwall 2s, the whole deal - Tesla hits you with a remote recall. @TeslaAUNZ @Tesla @teslaenergy … living the dream, till they unplug it.
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@LJMBAU
M3LJ
4 days
I prefer the Hardware 3 Ryan, this Hardware 4 version is less relatable.. šŸ¤”
@ryanjaycowan
Ryan's Model Y
4 days
@LJMBAU @geoffnewman68 @TeslaAUNZ Why wouldn't the latest tech be better? šŸ¤”
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@LJMBAU
M3LJ
4 days
I’d rather visit Mr Bean World than Mr Beast World - at least that would be entertaining. Then again, I’m not a kid anymore.
@MrBeast
MrBeast
5 days
Next week Beast Land our brand new theme park opens!!!! We built custom games modeled after our videos that don’t exist ANYWHERE else and will have the world’s largest prize wall :D
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