LIRR_Executive
@LIRR_Executive
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Fake account. Parody account. Not connected to the LIRR or MTA. Just expressing my own frustration as a commuter. No offense to anyone is intended.
Jamaica Station
Joined July 2010
I absolutely believe X is throttling down my posts lately. If you see this, please just respond.
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also why was a man and his golf clubs taking up FOUR seats on a very busy lirr train…
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We’re not too thrilled with you, either.
i hate the lirr around this time🙄
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We're not saying WHICH Friday morning.
TRAIN #DERAILMENT UPDATE: #MTA officials say commuters should expect #delays through at least Friday morning. More on this story NEXT at 10. https://t.co/7ajOM2Jr8X
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One person dead and another injured after car plummets onto LIRR tracks Brooklyn's Atlantic station
dailymail.co.uk
One person is dead and another person is in critical condition after their black SUV crashed and plummets 40 feet into Brooklyn Long Island Railroad train yard.
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Belt parkway completely closed .. who’s coming to town besides 🎅🏼
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That's true, but we would prefer that our train crews didn't participate.
@DenisGorman There’s nothing in the world like the Saturday night LIRR drunk train.
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So we should announce that your dad is on our train?
@LIRR my dad is on this train and no one is even making an announcement
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Former Twitter Employee Can't Seem To Find Meditation Room At New Taco Bell Job https://t.co/qfHbuwWKVF
babylonbee.com
SAN FRANCISCO, CA — According to sources, a local developer who was recently let go from Twitter is having a difficult time finding the meditation room at his new job at the SFO Airport Taco Bell.
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If you win Powerball, don’t fall for that lump sum crap. Do what I’m gonna do. I’m taking a dollar a year for 1.9 billion years.
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