Apparently there's a weird wax statue of me in a tux in front of the Mona Lisa that I knew nothing about until this dude tweeted it at me.

Hoots to @ChiOmegaXiKappa for receiving the Chi Omega Chapter of Excellence Award for their outstanding 2015-2016 school year!

Kyler Murray is an Aggie! "It's a good feeling knowing I picked the right school in Texas A&M." #GigEm http://t.co/N2RcZBWg8A

There is a time [NOW] and place [AGGIELAND] for everything [#5foryell2015] #GigEm #TAMU Happy Friday Ags! http://t.co/HqWV2kXKRl

Hi, I'm date Mike. Nice to meet me. How do you like your eggs in the morning?

Is nothing safe anymore http://t.co/ZKDCqw3kVs

good one @dad http://t.co/mqZm2RbIxe

HNY http://t.co/nWtO1chhaD

JC didn't make it? #HBDJesus http://t.co/A6RjTf8Prh

Thoughts and prayers to former President George H.W. Bush and the Bush family @BushSchool

day 1 in Maui and I'm really getting some good shots! #inmydefenseiwastreadingwater http://t.co/oSWGhvW24z

#stopAndrewMudd2014 http://t.co/yyqeKZfplY

"give me a call, mom can't decide where to have my surprise birthday party so she told me I have to plan it" **voicemail from dad**

I heard a girl today say that a candle smelled like fireball. Yeah. Most people call that cinnamon

"I don't know what to do with my life now" @aplagens *after seeing Interstellar*