This banana doesn’t even compare to an African banana 🍌

PSA. It might look like it could be chilly out, but don’t wear a long sleeve on your run this morning. Just don’t do it. 🥵

My back is so burnt, it feels like my heated seat is on.. #gingerprobz

I’m creepin on snapmap so much that I’m that person that notices when the Bitmojis outfits change.

Lately, I just want ice cream all the time.

And on the opposite end of the feels spectrum; tickets to my downfall album 10/10 #onrepeat #MGK

There was a cardinal sitting in my parking spot when I got to work today. Not sure if that’s a sign for anything or not but it made a good start to the day!

If The Greatest Showman soundtrack doesn’t immediately gives you the feels, you’re doing life wrong.

I think I might start tweeting again. Lots of thoughts going on in here 🧠

Should I start Vampire Diaries now that I finally finished Greys?

Share the love and help me help these kids! Donate now through the Gofundme link or to my Venmo @ LesleyBielenberg Every little bits is appreciated! 🤗🙏🏼❤️ Loving Hands of Dentistry Mission trip to Kenya

Saturday morning 730AM: one of the trainers asks me, “Don’t you have anything better to do than be at the gym all the time? It’s Saturday.” Me: “No, no I don’t” 🤷🏼‍♀️🤣

Ghosting: because I’d rather look like an asshole than let you slowly find out that I suck.

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Welp, 9pm. Time for bed. 👵🏻

Pretty sure @CourtneyReiser and I just witnessed a turtle having an erection at the @IowaStateFair 😳

Nike should make jeans

I don’t even remember how to dress to “go out.” All I am is a walking advertisement for Nike.

I honestly don’t know how guys live with girls and all their hair. Seriously, I don’t even want to live with myself.. #haireverywhere

I’m re-watching New Girl and life has never been better