Mark Kromer
@KromerBigData
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I build game-changing data analytics cloud tech for Microsoft Azure & Fabric, transforming lives. Opinions strictly mine, not my employer. Principal PM Manager.
Seattle, WA
Joined September 2012
It's not #BigData. That term is an anachronism. It's just the way that we work with data now. Big Data techniques have become integral into the every day life of data engineers, data integrators and data scientist.
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Tons of great #DataEngineering capabilities in the Feb release! š CI/CD support for T-SQL notebooks, better monitoring for high concurrency, snapshots for running #notebooks & more! āØ Check out the details here: https://t.co/FLWwqqZr2B
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Welcome to the Fabric 2025 update There are a lot of exciting features for you this month! Here are some highlights: In Power BI, Explore from Copilot visual answers which lets you do easy ad-hoc...
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āAny QB can win with that stacked rosterā Lamar Jackson and Jared Goff canāt
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Jalen Hurts: - 20 total TD, 4 turnovers in 10 playoff games Lamar Jackson: - 13 total TD, 11 turnovers in 8 playoff games Joe Burrow: - 10 total TD, 4 turnovers in 7 playoff games Justin Herbert: - 2 total TD, 4 turnovers in 2 playoff games #FlyEaglesFly
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We had a 2k yard running back and Super Bowl MVP quarterbackā¦ The league quite literally had NO CHANCE this season but the media had yāall geeky every week thinking Emmanuel Acho & Chase Daniel cracked the Da Vinci code on how to stop us. Yāall look dumb.
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Guys did you know that winning a SB is meaningless now??? Regular season QB stats are superior!!!
Jalen Hurts winning a Super Bowl before Josh Allen, Tua, Joe Burrow, Justin Herbert, Lamar Jackson and Trevor Lawrence, all of who are superior QBs, just kind of shows how some Super Bowls are truly meaningless.
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Hi Chris!
Jalen Hurts will NEVER win a Super Bowl. Go ahead and book mark this. Average QB at best. #Eagles
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BILL BELICHICK WITH ONE OF THE COLDEST LINES EVER. āSTATS ARE FOR LOSERS, FINAL SCORES ARE FOR WINNERSā š„š„š„
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Donald Trump is at the Daytona 500 today and took a lap around the track in his motorcade. WHERE IS DOGE? This cost millions to do. Where is the cutting of wasteful spending????? First the Super Bowl and now this??
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honestly Iām over this āQB Rankingā discussion. like, if you want to say youād rather have a guy who will toss 350+ yards in a playoff loss than one whoās gonna lock in for what it takes to win, I canāt really argue with you. weāre having different conversations.
This was just released. Jalen Hurts has literally posted five wins in last calendar year against Tier I QBs (seven if you go back to Nov 2023) and heās on same level as Dak and Jordan Love? Seriously?
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Jalen Hurts TD to INT ratio this season (including training camp/rushing) TD: 67 INT: 7 The best season Iāve ever seen from an Eagles QB
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The Eagles made Nick Wright look like a FOOL this year. Possibly the largest amount of cold takes in a single season Iāve ever seen. A thread š§µ
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When you donāt get 87 controversial calls in your favor
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The Eagles are terrible
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This is quite the run on a rebuild by Howie Roseman after the Wentz disaster. And we havenāt even mentioned Saquon, Baun, Q, Nakobe, Nolan, Jurgens, Dickerson over the last 4 yrs..
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Mahomes getting those LeBron garbage time numbers so his fans can try and tell you in 4 years that he actually played a good game by showing the box score.
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Each round, Jalen Hurts had to hear about how the opposing QB was better than him ā Jordan Love, Matthew Stafford, Jayden Daniels, Patrick Mahomes. He beat them all.
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Harrison Butker got to play in the Super Bowl in front of Donald Trump and watched his team get smacked around for four straight hours. Thank you, Catholic God.
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Watching the Eagles run it up on the Chiefs after a full year of bull shit wins
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