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aspiring filmmaker

Sydney, New South Wales
Joined August 2022
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@Kong_The_Monke
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11 months
Make sure to subscribe to Kong on YouTube! The Kongverse is only getting bigger.
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@Kong_The_Monke
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fuck i got unemployment in the morning
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@Kong_The_Monke
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people just... meet up with their mutuals? what happened to stranger danger?
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@Kong_The_Monke
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@kurtisconner me everytime pedro is on screen
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@Kong_The_Monke
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23 days
twitter mutuals meet up where we do this
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@Kong_The_Monke
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6 months
@itsmariannnna Once you start visualising all the cameras and shit it's over
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@Kong_The_Monke
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@Kong_The_Monke
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11 months
@joshtenet I bet they finally get the upper hand on homelander and then they let him go. Also there will be a major character death but it'll be a fake-out and they're back next scene
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@Kong_The_Monke
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24 days
just painted this, what do you guys think?
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@Kong_The_Monke
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7 months
@CS11__ @DiscussingFilm Because Garfield hates Monday's. Do you even know your Garfie lore?
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@Kong_The_Monke
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5 months
anyone else give their heart yesterday and now today it's been given away?
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@Kong_The_Monke
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20 days
@losersupport STRANGER DANGER!?
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@Kong_The_Monke
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2 months
called it
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6 months
O.J Simpson death soon
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@Kong_The_Monke
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@vox_vis i'm conflicted
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@Kong_The_Monke
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21 days
when oomf posts some troubling tweets and you have to unfollow
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@Kong_The_Monke
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mfs reply with “😭” then steal your tweet 2 seconds later
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@Kong_The_Monke
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4 months
long term mutual unfollowed me
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@Kong_The_Monke
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1 month
should i fire this cannon into the harbour?
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@Kong_The_Monke
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2 months
Breaking news: Video has been sentenced to 25 years in prison for the murder of the radio star.
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@Kong_The_Monke
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2 months
movies aren't real, the people on the screen are just pretending
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@Kong_The_Monke
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4 months
@SkinnyTuna Me when I see a LOST reference
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@Kong_The_Monke
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4 months
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@wiseconnector
W 𝗜 𝗦 𝗘 𝗖 𝗢 𝗡 𝗡 𝗘 𝗖 𝗧 𝗢 𝗥 ™ 💬
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What would you do with this space?
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@Kong_The_Monke
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@Donkbot @tippity This should be marked NSFW
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@Kong_The_Monke
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5 months
@cryst6l I knew a girl who said she saw dragons flying around in the club while on mdma like no you fucking didn't lmao
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@Kong_The_Monke
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4 months
I shit you not... it was in the garbage bin outside
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@Kong_The_Monke
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4 months
Has anyone seen my soundbar remote? I lost it 36 hours ago
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@Kong_The_Monke
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2 months
rack city b-word rack rack city b-word
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@Kong_The_Monke
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hear me out
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@Kong_The_Monke
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5 months
Got the call I've been dreading at 2am. My grandfather has passed. I'm glad I atleast got to say goodbye yesterday. This sucks. It was good to be there with the family tonight though. Just got home. Might go to bed. Might stare at the roof.
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@Kong_The_Monke
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4 months
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@Kong_The_Monke
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4 months
me when i realise my future depends on me
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@Kong_The_Monke
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5 months
I once met a guy who looked just like this
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@Kong_The_Monke
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21 days
Wait, Milk comes from a cow? What the fuck?
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@Kong_The_Monke
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4 months
here's to you family guy... we are so lucky to have you
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@Kong_The_Monke
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4 months
there's like 10 of you and i respect the hell out of it
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that one follower that will like your tweets no matter what
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@Kong_The_Monke
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@Kong_The_Monke
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@sapphirecyan333 Fair enough honestly
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@Kong_The_Monke
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bone apple feet
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baking a cake (gone messy)
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@Kong_The_Monke
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O.J Simpson death soon
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@Kong_The_Monke
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6 months
rate my #Thanksgiving plate
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@Kong_The_Monke
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you're not the boss of me now
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@Kong_The_Monke
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2 months
might read this next
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@Kong_The_Monke
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2 months
i get knocked down, but i get up again
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@Kong_The_Monke
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4 months
thank god for that
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@Kong_The_Monke
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1 month
ice cream cone with sprinkles + a view. what more could you need
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@Kong_The_Monke
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18 days
kinda want to take a bite out of this blu tack
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@Kong_The_Monke
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@yeahnahaye_ YOU are the STRANGER DANGER !!!
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@Kong_The_Monke
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6 months
@brockomole Oh man, this would fix me
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@Kong_The_Monke
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5 months
Googled "funny pics" like it was 2007
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@Kong_The_Monke
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4 months
real
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@Kong_The_Monke
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4 months
they don't know i'm kong the monke
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@Kong_The_Monke
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4 months
shitting my fucking pants and crying
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what are you doing in this situation
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@Kong_The_Monke
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2 months
jesus faked his death to go on a 3 day bender with the boys
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@Kong_The_Monke
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this says a lot about society
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@Kong_The_Monke
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7 months
They should send planes to shoot him down like they did to King Kong
@consequence
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Jared Leto climbed the Empire State Building earlier this morning.
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@Kong_The_Monke
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3 months
at my little cousins birthday party, awesome stuff
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@Kong_The_Monke
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2 months
bro think he da baby 💀
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@Kong_The_Monke
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2 months
scared of making new friends, call me homiephobic
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@Kong_The_Monke
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what if his name was Mr. Beats and he went around beating up poor people?
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@Kong_The_Monke
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1 year
@travisschiffer @SWCulture Bro acting like he is personally responsible for Carrie Fisher's death
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@Kong_The_Monke
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3 months
applying for jobs should be classified as a form of self harm
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@Kong_The_Monke
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6 months
when the function got a caesar salad
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@Kong_The_Monke
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Nobody remembers Hamtaro when I ask them
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@Kong_The_Monke
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happy easter 🐣
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@Kong_The_Monke
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2 months
"her ass" "her boobs" bro, her love for the kongverse
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@Kong_The_Monke
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1 month
murder is bad
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@Kong_The_Monke
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2 months
just finished reading my first ever book. it's all going to be okay now
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@Kong_The_Monke
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21 days
total eclipse of the fart
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@Kong_The_Monke
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4 months
anyone else spend countless hours of their childhood torturing this poor guy
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@Kong_The_Monke
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5 months
the clothes need to be washed again the dishes need to be washed again the sheets need to be washed again does it end?
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@Kong_The_Monke
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😎🔥
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@Kong_The_Monke
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2 months
when my tweet gets 1 like
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@Kong_The_Monke
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shoutout to my day ones ❤️
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@Kong_The_Monke
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4 months
they left their youtube logged in at this airbnb so I subscribed to myself 💪
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@Kong_The_Monke
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the plan? make a bunch of dumb tweets to gain traction, go viral and gain a following before making my youtube comeback next month
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@Kong_The_Monke
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you don’t know, oh-oh you don’t know you’re beautiful
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@Kong_The_Monke
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7 months
Kong's Christmas: 2023 Trailer Special releasing November 26th only on YouTube.
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@Kong_The_Monke
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4 months
michael waves enjoying his holiday
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@Kong_The_Monke
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2 months
I'm going woke, do you guys need anything?
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@Kong_The_Monke
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it's just me and my sex bot followers against the world
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@Kong_The_Monke
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2 months
started from the bottom, now we're here
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@Kong_The_Monke
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receiving hate mail
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@Kong_The_Monke
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brushing your teeth is awesome
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@Kong_The_Monke
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3 months
validation is a hell of a drug
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@Kong_The_Monke
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2 months
everyone on the timeline are the same 3 people with alts (working theory)
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@Kong_The_Monke
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"white guys have no culture"-
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@Kong_The_Monke
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4 months
I actually dodged the WW2 draft by not being born for another 56 years
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@Kong_The_Monke
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teaser
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@Kong_The_Monke
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King Kong and his army of Minecraft Capybaras
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@Kong_The_Monke
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3 months
how it feels seeing posts about the western sydney earthquake but you were in the shower and felt nothing
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@Kong_The_Monke
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4 months
Twitter is just a bunch of people saying stuff
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@Kong_The_Monke
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2 months
there needs to be more words like ethereal good word ethereal
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@Kong_The_Monke
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1 month
In the future Mr. Beast will be world president and we'll all have to compete in challenges in exchange for food & shelter
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