I often confuse Americans and Canadians but now I promise to stop using long words.

This is the weirdest circle jerk I've ever been to.

STOP CUTTING THE CUNT OFF THE BOTTOM OF YOUR PICS! TIA.

This whole thing went to shit when Elon Musk took it over and ruined it for all of us. So I'm not sure how it works now? Am I allowed to call that war mongering, orange piece of decrepit shit a cunt or not? 🤷‍♂️ Asking for a friend obvs.

What an insulting, silly little twerp the United States Of America voted in....Again 😂😂😂 This pathetic rock that still runs the world, salute you, you pathetic, attention seeking, war mongering piece of worthless shit. @realDonaldTrump 😂😂😂😂

I could settle for onion rings if you prefer savoury...

I just want a woman to eat ring doughnuts off my boner. Is this too much to ask?

Am I weird for liking a bit of hair on a fanny?

I might fuck about and post a pic of my thighs but cut it off just below m6 business.

What is it with nipples?

The least you could do is be fucking nice!

When I Masurbate I'm loud as fuck and messy. If you don't like it kindly move to another table or go to another restaurant. Thanks in advance.

https://t.co/if3o0VICeS

But have you tried taking your bra off, spreading your legs and taking a picture for attention yet?

Quick heads up. Put your boobs away and show your real self. That way you might find the connection you profess to crave! (That goes for you as well Dave!)

I'd reach around for you.

I'm not into American traditions and couldn't afford "candy". I'm guessing dipping my dick in honey and popping it through my letterbox is frowned upon then?

Also, your gusset is stained mate.

Big boobs and spread legs, welcome to X What happened to the real people of Twitter?

Also. A cure for hiccups would be helpful right now...

90% of my feed seems to be bots or weird porn spam. Say something to let me know real is still here before I delete this god forsaken app for good please so I know real is still out there. Yes, Musk is a cunt. Don't let cunts win. Tia.