Kitten Boheme
@KittenBoheme
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Queer sex toy reviewer and porn script writer. Lover of all things taco. Shoot me a DM if you need reviews/scripts! 🏳️⚧️
Minneapolis, MN
Joined June 2013
Anytime someone sends me a review inquiry that starts with "Hello dear" or "Hi Sweetheart" I delete without reading. We aren't dating, stop it.
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buy a dildo for the environment!
i have an invasive tree in my backyard that the invasive spotted lanternflies love, but i can't afford to get it removed. if i can sell $600 worth of toys today i can get it cut down and help slow their spread! https://t.co/OPRlbnleEe
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My problem is I just want to eat two roast beef sandwiches in one day without being hassled for it. 😭
My bank called me to ask me about possible fraud on my card. But it was just me, eating at Arby's twice in one day. Stop your judgment Wells Fargo.
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My bank called me to ask me about possible fraud on my card. But it was just me, eating at Arby's twice in one day. Stop your judgment Wells Fargo.
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I'm ready. I've got a good set of lungs and could scream for hours.
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I mean, I won't, but y'all should. You deserve to feel better.
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Deadnaming Twitter is the only acceptable form of it 🫡
i will continue to dead name twitter as long as deadnaming and doxxing trans people is allowed on twitter
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Also, it looks totally anal safe.
This is a dildo and there is nothing you can say to change my mind.
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This is a dildo and there is nothing you can say to change my mind.
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imagine being so fucking queer that your name is literally a pronoun
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My pet peeve is when your appetizer arrives at the same time as your meal.
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*gestures to my unmown yard* "I'm choosing to let my yard grow wild, to help the pollinators." *waves at a stack of dirty dishes* "This, too, is for the pollinators." *trips over a pile of dirty laundry" "Pollinators."
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