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@FunkitToys
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Modular, body-safe (s)experiments. icon by @starboots_ Kenton uses he/they pronouns. NSFW, depending on where you work. I work here. 🔞
The Dildungeon, Narnia
Joined March 2016
Every year i lead you further from god's light. Candy corn buttplugs have returned to haunt your timeline.
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if you're still here rather than one of the alternatives i gotta tell ya i have over twenty times the likesif you're holding out here rather than one of the alternatives i gotta tell ya i have 20 times the engagement on blue sky
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Every year i lead you further from god's light. Candy corn buttplugs have returned to haunt your timeline.
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nothing like logging in here after months to remind you that this place no longer holds any value. Remember to find me elsewhere if you want to keep up to date on all the new toys, check the pinned tweet!
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this is your reminder to stop scrolling and go somewhere that makes you happy
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so excited to get banned from the free speech platform
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Fascists hurt when you laugh at them. I heard JD Vance fucked a couch, but the real problem is this chump is a weird, racist, sexist rat fuck, his breath stinks of billionaire boots, and he seems like wouldn't wash the cushions afterward.
funkittoys.com
I heard J.D. Vance fucked a couch, but that's not what's weird about him. What's weird is he's a fascist yes man with a bunch of billionaires holding his leash, that he's devoid of moral courage,...
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Fascists hurt when you laugh at them. I heard JD Vance fucked a couch, but the real problem is this chump is a weird, racist, sexist rat fuck, his breath stinks of billionaire boots, and he seems like wouldn't wash the cushions afterward.
funkittoys.com
I heard J.D. Vance fucked a couch, but that's not what's weird about him. What's weird is he's a fascist yes man with a bunch of billionaires holding his leash, that he's devoid of moral courage,...
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there's a new toy coming out but you wouldn't get it, it's a joke from the other place i'm posting more things there now, link in pinned
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the amount of ads that have to be stuffed in my feed to make it look like there are still people here this place sucks
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dunno how much i'll use this yet due to how much shit instagram sucked for so long, but this doesn't show you 12 ads per 2 week old post from someone you follow, so it might be good! https://t.co/A2bWFTM3Hd
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10 Posts, 3 Following, 10 Followers · Beautiful modular fucksquiggles, affordable body-safe dildos, and silly memorable toys to make your sex life more fun.
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