Matthew
@KingDivock3
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pasta is straight too... until it gets hot and steamy @priv_matt3
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Joined May 2020
Just came out to my parents and it went really well Iโm relieved as fuck
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Canโt wait for some wank to create a World Cup song for Scotland and for it to be the cringiest thing youโve ever heard
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50 days until May 7. Scotland needs change. Be part of the only campaign that can deliver it: https://t.co/rOTh85KFkR
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I canโt explain why, but the extra tails on the numbers on the Barca shirt really piss me off
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A polite way to say, โweโve shat the bad so hard it looks like a Malteserโ
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What the total fuck
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Keep Astley, Billy, McCracken (if he keeps his form up) and Charlie Reilly, rest can move on
My current list of Premiership players out of contract at the end of the season. Players with club options for another year: Oxlade-Chamberlain (Celtic) Koumetio (Dundee) Graham, Sevelj, Trapanovski (Dundee Utd) (Please point out any errors!)
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The quicker this charlatan is hounded out of the job the better the country will be, useless bastard of the highest order
Steve Clarke was asked about Hearts - and Motherwell - with no players being picked for the squad. ๐ฃ๏ธ "I really think both those teams have been exceptional this year, have done really well. But maybe the team is better than the sum of the parts..." ๐ https://t.co/qEiYaCzuK3
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This is fucking hilarious
๐๏ธ ๐๐ฎ๐ง๐๐๐ ๐-๐ ๐๐ฎ๐ง๐๐๐ ๐๐ง๐ข๐ญ๐๐ Devastation at the death despite our derby dominance
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Post the last two goals xx
Luca Stephenson adds our second with a towering header โ๏ธ
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This is so incredibly harsh btw
Dundee United awarded a penalty for a Simon Murray hand ball! ๐๏ธ "That is never a penalty kick!" - @mstewart_23 ๐ฃ๏ธ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ก๐๐ ๐๐ฆ @sbk | 18+ | ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐ ๐บ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐
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What a fucking header tbf right in the top corner
TWO STOPPAGE TIME GOALS FOR DUNDEE! ๐ฑ๐ฑ Dundee United captain Ross Graham heads into his own net and the derby finishes 2-2 ๐คฏ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ก๐๐ ๐๐ฆ @sbk | 18+ | ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐ ๐บ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐
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