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Newcastle United!! ⚫⚪️⚽️ Joelinton is the 🐐, 1996 kid 🤙

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Kieran
4 months
This “Ultra” stuff doesn’t work in the UK, just go have a beer and stop being weird cunts
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4 months
⚫️⚪️ Newcastle fans marching to St James' Park ahead of the crucial match vs Manchester City! 📢 ( @AdamP1242 )
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2 years
Joelinton is the proof that Steve Bruce was shite #NUFC
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9 months
NUFC fans: “all we want is a team that tries” Lose 1-0 away to the best team in Europe. Some NUFC fans: “fucking shit, we’re winning nothing playing like that, sell Miggy, sell Longstaff, sell Burn” Get fucked #NUFC
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4 years
Never lived in Newcastle, but for some reason when I go there it feels like I'm at home, Toon fans and Geordies are the most welcoming people! And Newcastle is just an amazing city! #NUFC
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1 year
He drinks, he drives, he never fucking dives, Joelinton! 🎶 #NUFC
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5 years
To all the Aston Villa fans, I apologise for taking the piss when Bruce got appointed manager at Villa, I now believe in Karma!! Also you got any spare cabbages? #NUFC #AVFC
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2 years
Everton fans giving Newcastle shit for not fielding a squad due to injuries but Everton literally 4 days ago postponed a match for that reason! Irony aye! Deluded scouse mackems! #NUFC
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2 years
Newcastle Fans in Away to Zenit in the champs league in 3 years #NUFC
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4 months
Staying in Newcastle and his missus saying it’s one of her favourite cities, not been a good 48 hours for Sunderland… you love to see it
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4 months
Fabio Borini arriving in the North East for tomorrow’s derby… you love to see it! #SAFC
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3 years
Name a loan player that only real Newcastle fans would know played for us, I’ll go first:
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4 years
If your plastic you don't know him! #NUFC
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Kieran
2 years
Forest spend over £110m,silence City spend over £100m, silence Man United spend over £130m,silence Liverpool spend over £100m, silence Newcastle spend over £110m, football Twitter goes mad about FFP, double standards! #NUFC
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4 months
@LeSouness That’s a really good one mate, you come up with that all by yourself?
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Kieran
3 years
I’ve been a Manchester United fan for 48 years and can honestly say one man can save us, greatest CB of all time, he would sure be able to sort a defence out #BruceIn
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Kieran
2 years
I really miss that Mike Ashley Twitter account, Greatest thing of the Mike Ashley era #NUFC
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Kieran
4 months
If you don’t know who this is, you’re a tourist #NUFC
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Kieran
2 years
Remember we said we want players that try, not always about winning! Chris Wood is a grafter, works his fucking ass off! The goals will come, give him time #NUFC
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Kieran
3 years
Being a Newcastle fan is depressing right? #NUFC
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2 years
Most hated team in the country! And for what reason, just pure jealousy! #NUFC
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3 years
Leave Woodman alone, he stepped up, played well, saved a penalty! He’s one of our own, and had a fairly solid debut! #NUFC
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Kieran
4 years
Born and raised in Somerset, 10 hour round trip to Newcastle to watch a game, over £200 a time to go altogether, been a fan since I was 4 years old, my blood is black and white.
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Kieran
3 months
Trippier & Wilson to go instead of Bruno, Isak and Botman, if that’s what have to do to keep the latter 3 at Newcastle then it’s a no brainer #NUFC
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2 years
Manquillo has to start LB imo on Sunday! #NUFC
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Kieran
3 months
Everyone else sells to Saudi: Good business, happy days, getting rid of dead wood. Newcastle sale to Saudi: Cheating, sports washing, money laundering. How’s it different? Especially the fact that the club that’s bid for Almiron ain’t even owned by PIF😭 #NUFC
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Kieran
1 year
If you’re tweeting ‘Howe out’ please block me
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Kieran
5 years
If Alan Shearer and Kevin Keegan can stay away from St. James's until Ashley leaves then so can we!! #BoycottArsenal #BoycottStJames #NUFC
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Kieran
4 years
Im not from Newcastle nor do I live there. I go up to Newcastle about 3 times a season ( being from Somerset its a long way 😂) and go to a lot if away games, know one in my family is a fan, but I've supported them all my life! Am i allowed the adopted Geordie status yet? #NUFC
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Kieran
4 years
If this takeover happens I'll buy everyone a steak bake from @GreggsOfficial #NUFC #NUFCTakeover
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Kieran
4 years
The thirst from #NUFC fans to any female fan on twitter is mad😂 All they have to do is tweet ' #NUFC ' and they get like 200 likes, its mental 😂
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Kieran
3 years
If Newcastle sign a player today I will buy everyone who likes a steak bake and some pease pudding! #NUFC
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Kieran
6 years
The Newcatsle United fans logic: Fans: 'We need at least 2 strikers or were fucked' Rafa signs Muto and Rondon. Fans: 'Fuck sake why did you sign them two for they're shit' How about fuck off with your negativity you boring unsupportive pricks! #NUFC
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Kieran
3 years
I’ve made it folks! I’m famous #NUFC
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Kieran
9 months
Am i the only person that thought Almiron played alright yesterday?
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Kieran
3 years
If you boo Rafa when he comes to SJP in February then you’re a cockend! #NUFC
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3 years
@GreggsOfficial Is there a buy one get one free deal on?🤞
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3 years
Still baffles me that I get called a ‘fake fan’ or ‘plastic fan’ cos im not from Newcastle! For one we’re shit so how can we have plastic fans😂 And for 2 I spend like over a grand and half a season just to go watch the games so I’m definitely not a fake fan! #NUFC
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Kieran
4 months
Unfortunately and I don’t think anyone can disagree that one is on Howe. You can’t come out and try defend against the best team in the world for 45 minutes. #NUFC
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Kieran
2 years
Here we go, on my way, see you in 6 hours Newcastle #NUFC
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Kieran
7 years
pisses me off when people saying cos Im not from Newcastle im not a proper fan! I've supported #NUFC since I was 3 yrs old! Fuck you!
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Kieran
4 years
Since I've tweeted about #BlackLivesMattter I've had 33 people unfollow me, it ain't a lot but I'm glad you're gone, if you can't sympathise and spread a message to help so many people then unfollow me and fuck off!
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Kieran
4 months
Serious question, have we actually got our club back or are we further away than before? #NUFC
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We are pleased to introduce the members of our inaugural Fan Advisory Board (FAB) following their appointments. ⤵️
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Kieran
3 years
People saying ‘no’ to players like Hazard, Dembelle, Icardi etc, stop being so entitled! What should we do carry on getting players like Hendrick,Obertan and Rivière? Stop turning your noses up at actual world class players! #NUFC
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Kieran
3 years
@bewickdan @SkySportsPL Yeah you know nothing about Newcastle and what happened with him there so please just don’t comment
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Kieran
3 years
Glaziers are the worst owners in the PL though 🙄 Varane, Sancho and now Ronaldo. Whilst Ashley has made 800m in the last 12 months and sighed Willock only. Don’t wanna hear this Glaziers bullshit, Ashley is the worst owner in the PL! #NUFC
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Kieran
1 year
I obviously disagree with drink driving, it’s a stupid thing to do, was just making a bit of light hearted humour to the situation, no need to take stuff so serious
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4 months
@AdamP1242 He ain’t dead, what you praying for 😭
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4 months
@LeSouness Top man! Keep up the good work 🫡
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Kieran
3 years
Is Newcastle playing West Ham in 25 mins? Because on @SkySports it doesn’t seem to be, all Spurs and City. #NUFC #NEWWHU
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Kieran
4 years
2nd baby on the way! Potentially another little toon fan!! #NUFC Ps it's not a lockdown baby, we found out before 😂
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Kieran
3 months
Dan Burn is gonna cost Eddie Howe is Job, 3 times they’ve played the same pass and Burns been done #NUFC
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Kieran
4 years
Win Vs Villa Wednesday, Takeover on Thursday, Cans all day Friday, Beat City on Saturday, Rest on Sunday. Better than Craig David that! #NUFC
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Kieran
2 years
So this new youngster that we’re apparently signing from Southampton is dynamite! Small world cos it turns out after hearing the name I know his dad! Definitely one to watch! Ps this isn’t a ITK, i genuinely know him #NUFC
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2 years
@Lacazetteeeee @ManCity Newcastle literally beat you lot 2-0 to stop you from getting the champions league
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Kieran
6 years
@aliwojo19 @freeforallAR15 @realDonaldTrump @POTUS UK and Australia had mass shootings, then banned guns and had nothing since, your just a classic blind American that can't see the real problem so you blame anything you can and look for any excuse, guns are the problem not the solution!
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2 years
@kelpowerstadium @StokeyyG2 Good job you ain’t the manager then
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2 years
Everyone: Newcastle fans expect to much! Newcastle fans after seeing the manager come training before 7am: #NUFC
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Kieran
2 years
Are the @premierleague still sour that the club and Staveley embarrassed them with getting the takeover done. 4/5 games robbed #NUFC
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Kieran
3 years
Pardew was a good manager and under appreciated by the fans! As a person he was a knobhead but as a manager he did a good job for us! #NUFC
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Kieran
4 years
We're gonna break the Internet when the Takeover is announced ain't we? 😂 #NUFC
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Kieran
4 years
What is the problem with our fans when it comes to signings? Many players we have moaned and slated have turnt out to be decent signings , like Rondon, Fede, Schar, Manquillo etc, i get that Hendrick isn't a marquee or big game signing. But at least give him a chance ffs! #NUFC
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Kieran
2 years
@KingAshley1995 @SkySportsNews Didn’t realise they’ve signed so many attacking midfielders, can you let us know who they are?
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Kieran
5 years
Why the fuck are the fans at St James's booing Perez? He worked his ass of for us, without his goals in the last few seasons we would be still in the championship! He left because are owner has no ambition,and he's joined a club with ambition and potential! Dickheads! #NUFC
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2 years
Would you be happy with Schar, Clark and Fede going if we signed Botman, Umtitti and Carlos? Only didn’t say Lascelles cos he’s out captain and I highly doubt they’d sell him. #NUFC
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5 months
@_adofo__69 @IamAliGamer @FabrizioRomano That’s been there forever though, you’ve only just heard about it, Watford have been doing it with Udinese for years, same with Forest and Olympiacos
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4 months
@NeilJohnso55950 Yeah this tweet sums Sunderland fans up
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Kieran
3 years
If you’re saying Ritchie was in the wrong for what happened with Bruce then your a C**t #NUFC
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Kieran
2 years
May I ask why we rejected actual money for Longstaff? #NUFC
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Kieran
3 years
Graeme Jones made the whole country proud! Turned Newcastle around and helped England get to the final! What a man! #NUFC
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Kieran
2 years
To Anyone that defends Mason Greenwood, you’re a cunt.
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Kieran
2 years
@DiscoDan18 @lee_ryder Has the last 14 years of transfer windows slipped your mind? We just spent £90m
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Kieran
2 years
Not surprised Fraser has a knock, guy keeps getting kicked the fuck out of every game! #NUFC
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Kieran
9 months
@EHNUFC433 @JonnyGabriel Other countries haven’t told the premier league that we’re a separate entity to the Saudi state, it just seems like they’re asking to be investigated
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Kieran
5 years
@zed501 @NUFC @atstephens92 @RolandoAarons @wwfcofficial With this signing you've beaten Sunderland and won the league
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Kieran
2 years
@CambridgeUtdFC Congrats lads, you deserved it, we were dire, and what a keeper you’ve got too! Good luck with the rest of the season
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4 months
I’m getting abused by a fan for not being Born during the 80s and that I’ve never seen hard times as Newcastle fan. This is gold😂 #NUFC
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Kieran
3 years
Adam Armstrong scoring against Pickford is amazing! #NUFC
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Kieran
2 years
If you hate Newcastle and the Saudis so much, probably best to boycott all their other investments then ain’t it? #NUFC
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Kieran
1 year
Where’s Villa Watch at?
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Kieran
3 years
Who’s your favourite player to put on the black and white? I’ll start! #NUFC
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Kieran
2 years
Well the win definitely helps the 400 mile journey home! See you again soon Newcastle!! #NUFC
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2 years
Anyone else have that terrible feeling we’re gonna have no new players in by the Watford game? #NUFC
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Kieran
2 years
Ritchie, Gayle, Clark, Fede, Darlow, Hayden and whoever else leaves. On behalf of all Newcastle fans, thank you for everything in the last few years, proper pros, have everything they could for the club and fans! #NUFC
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Kieran
4 years
Takeover tomorrow anyone? #NUFC
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Kieran
3 years
One last Mike Ashley follow post,Follow for a follow if you were here before Saudi’s, if we already follow each other just say hi! #NUFC
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Kieran
2 years
4 minutes in and I’ve decided Trippier is the best crosser of the ball I’ve ever seen #NUFC
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Kieran
5 months
Knowing Matt Ritchie probably be leaving in the summer #NUFC
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Kieran
2 months
@danwinwoodoffic @swamoil Douglas Luis is good but 3rd best Brazilian CM in the PL, behind Bruno and Joelinton
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Kieran
11 months
Is that double standards Tom?
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Tom Garratt
11 months
Bad, bad news if this happens. Like really bad.
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Kieran
3 years
Anyone else scared for the 2nd half? #NUFC
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Kieran
5 years
If Ritchie and Hayden leave make sure you never boo them like certain players that return to St. James, them two have constantly work their socks off for us! Couldn't thank them enough! #NUFC
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@NUFCJordd Big Taylor Swift fan apparently
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1 year
Eddie Howe planned to lose the FA cup so we can have the weekend between semi final fixtures free. Yet again another Howe masterclass #NUFC
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Kieran
4 years
Phase 1: Break Takeover news. Phase 2: Say Takeover nearly done Phase 3: Little rumours of it falling Phase 4: Excuses start happening Phase 5: Ashley gets frustrated Phase 6: Takeover is off Rinse and Repeat #NUFC
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Kieran
3 years
Worst football I’ve ever seen Newcastle United play in my whole entire life! #NUFC
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Kieran
3 years
Look at how many followers the @NUFC account has got now #NUFC Plastics are coming 👀
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Kieran
3 years
Fair play to Darlow he’s been class this season but think it’s time for Dubravka to come back! #NUFC
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