Keir Starmer (Parody)
@Kier_Starmer_PM
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Prime Minister of the United Kingdom. Tool makers son. #Pebbledash-semi. (Parody)
Joined December 2022
I am commited to endless war and destruction.
📍 Prime Minister @Keir_Starmer is at the #NATOsummit in Washington D.C. today. Underlining the UK's commitment to protecting our country and our allies. ▪️Spending 2.5% of GDP on defence .▪️Strategic review of defence capabilities .▪️Standing up for Ukraine against Russia.
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Tagging a parody account rather than the real thing because you're too arrogant to bother checking the page first, bit like assuming a second generation Rwanda Christian British kid is actually an asylum seeking Muslim.
With this sell out in control @Kier_Starmer_PM . Trying to blame me 😂😂 the whole country has seen that your new block vote is more important than the British public. The Labour Party despise the white working class
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Austerity is tough, but it's for the greater good. Just like these £100k+ in gifts – football tickets, designer clothes, Taylor Swift concerts, a personal shopper, glasses (multiple pairs, naturally), a wardrobe upgrade for Lady Starmer. all essential for leading the nation.
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Things can only get. worse with my Labour Party. We MUST ensure that those beaten down by years of Tory austerity are now beaten down by years of Labour austerity. Say NO to hope, and say YES to saying 'change' a lot without any desernable plan to do so.
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Ive received a lot of angry messages today but if both the far left and the far right are angry at you, you must be doing something right.
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After a flawless start to my premiership, I've decided to reward my hard work with a well-deserved break.
🚨 NEW: Keir Starmer is going on his first holiday as Prime Minister next week.
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The grown-ups are in charge now, and that means our government can't help the people in our society who truly need it this winter without freezing them in their homes first, I'm afraid. #WinterFuelAllowance
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After one month as PM we've seen riots in London, Leeds, Liverpool, Rotherham, Hull, Middlesbrough and Manchester, a £1.3bn economic hit, the two-child cap, suspension of MPs, Islamophobia within the party, and ongoing factionalism. Moderation and stability never looked so good.
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Conference of 2019 was all about waving silly flags in solidarity with Palestine. We've changed the party. Now its all about ME and my hilarious jokes.
Someone heckles Keir Starmer about the mass slaughter of children in Gaza. Starmer laughs and suggests he got his pass from the 2019 Labour conference. Genuinely vile behaviour.
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Some say neoliberal policies and austerity are the root causes of the riots. But if you wanted investment in public services and compassion, you should’ve voted for Corbyn. My plan? Tough language, tough sentences. If I have to lock them all up and throw away the key, I will.
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I have received numerous requests from MPs to recall Parliament. 1.Having already canceled my holiday, it would be exceedingly unjust to also return to work under these circumstances. 2. @RitzCarlton It is entirely reasonable to expect my deposit back, even if "non-refundable?".
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Some people think Margret Thatcher destroyed our communities and our future. I have a more nuanced, pragmatic view of her legacy: She won three elections and I love her. #winners
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I'm calling for a #CeasefireNOW in Gaza and this has nothing to do with the issues in the dead sea. Absolutely nothing to do with BPs business. Nothing of the sort.
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I just wanted to make it clear that I'm NOT condemning the far-right mainstream newspapers that have incited this far-right thuggery.
I utterly condemn the far-right thuggery we have seen this weekend. Be in no doubt: those who have participated in this violence will face the full force of the law.
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I'm the winner. F you Corbyn, you loser! You can't win when you offer actual hope. You win by being pragmatic and offering up austerity! Like me, the winner! #GeneralElection2024 #AF4HSP
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Much like I did for the London Riots as DPP, I will remain firm and ensure all parties, from single mothers to struggling working class youths go to prison for any and all actions associated to the #LeedsRiots
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The grown ups are in charge now. And that means NEVER allowing more than one ideology into the two party system. #UKPolitics #LeadershipMatters
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Unlucky England. Lisa and I had a lovely time in the nice corporate areas that I always get into now . #ENGSPA #emotional #corporate
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Today, I announce that the Labour Party's connection to Keynesian economics has ended. We no longer view money as a construct. What we don't have, we can't spend. The grown-ups are in the room now. And that means NEVER allowing more than one ideology into the two-party system.
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Just completed a highly synergistic meeting on public safety. We're innovating by 'thinking outside the cell' to optimize our overcrowded prisons. When it comes to security, it's all about maximizing potential—literally. 🇬🇧 #Leadership #CuttingEdge.
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When you become Prime Minister you get access to the best corporate areas. Thanks @coroporatelobbyists for a great day out at the Arsenal. #winning #COYG.
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I have made a sacrifice not many in my position have made. After much deliberation I've decided to put my country first and NOT take my much needed 5 star European vacation. #dedication #dreamholiday #cancelled .
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People criticising my stance on the Ukraine war as hypocritical due to the conflict in Gaza is misunderstanding two basic facts:.1. Ukraine war is keeping our arms trade in busines. #Growth.2. Palestinians have brown skin. #FactsMatter.
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Yes, being a grown up in this insance means, pragmaticly, allowing some of the old people to freeze to death. We're not here to help people. Who do you think I am, Jemery Corbyn?.
@Kier_Starmer_PM Great one @Kier_Starmer_PM !! I’m sure I saw you on the tv in April saying how pensioners told you they were freezing and unable to put the heating on??? SHAME ON YOU!! I bet every pensioner who voted for you regrets it this morning!! @RachelReevesMP.
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"I've called on Iran to refrain from attacking Israel. War isn't in anyone’s interests. Well, apart from defense contractors, private military companies, aerospace companies, logistics firms, banks, insurance companies, governments, intelligence agencies, oil and gas companies.
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It has been put to me that people are saying that the Labour Party is institutionally racist. To prove that I'm not I will do everything in my power to unseat the first Black women ever to serve in parliament. This will not stand. Enough is enough. #antiracism.
As a Black woman, and someone on the left of the Labour Party, I have unfortunately been forced to reach the conclusion that I will not get a fair hearing from this Labour leadership.
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As debates over austerity continue, it's important to stress that despite reduced growth, widening inequality, underfunded services, deteriorating infrastructure, stagnant wages, and social unrest, we’re confident that this time, it will be effective. #UKPolitics #EconomicCrisis.
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The families of children who come here on small boats will be treated as terrorists under a Labour. There, I said it. #WinningTime #forensic.
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I'm always being labeled as 'London-centric.' But that's not true. Lots of people hate me in London as well. #AF4HSP
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I believe in words over action. That's why my government's mission will break down barriers to opportunity for young and old people across Britain.
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Be in no doubt: Britain with me at the helm will always do nothing to stop the genocide of the Palestinian people. #GazaGenocide.
Be in no doubt: Britain stands with Ukraine for as long as it takes.
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I've called on Iran to refrain from attacking Israel. War isn't in anyone’s interests. Well, apart from defense contractors, private military companies, aerospace companies, logistics firms, banks, insurance companies, governments, intelligence agencies, oil and gas companies. .
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Like assuming it's a race issue rather than recognising it's entirely class based.
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Like assuming ANYONE is getting help from the police instead of recognising the severe underfunding from governments, and everyone, with exception to the billionaire class and McDonald's, is getting ignored by the UK police.
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If England win tonight I'm giving everyone a new bank holiday, tomorrow, to be called 'Sir Starmer day'. #ENGSPN #ItsComingHome.
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Some people think that all I'm doing is distancing myself from the previous regime – that totally misses the point. Really it's all about lack of clarity and annoying as many people as possible. And that's the message I will take the electorate. 🏫 Build Back Baseless Slogans.
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I'm not here to try to make things better. I'm here to win. Thinking politicians can change anything is for the birds.
@Kier_Starmer_PM you need to pull your finger out & tell the people of this country what you're going to do to make if all better . ffs. Step up man!.
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John McDonnell is always banging on about poverty. But that's student politics. The grown ups are in charge now and that means delaying as long as possible until we're forced into action. #KingSpeech.
There is a simple act that could lift 300,000 children out of poverty - namely scrapping the two-child limit. There should be a timetable to scrap it within weeks. My response to the #KingsSpeech.
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In a well-functioning media landscape, this story would spell disaster for both me and the Labour Party.
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My Dad was a toolmaker and my mother was a nurse. I was brought up in a pebbledash-semi so I know a thing or two about being normal. Oh and my wife also works in the NHS so please stop saying I'm not a man of the people, because I definitely am.
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For those who have said my wife actually works for a private company in the NHS I can't actually reply for legal reasons but if I could you'd be getting a robust response from me.
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If there's something I've learned as a politician it's that slogans win election not policy offers. Vote Labour on Thursday 4 May, to start to Build Back Better British Brexit Brilliance.
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mining companies, news networks, social media platforms, cybersecurity firms, and tech companies. .
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What a fantastic start to the new year! I want to extend my thanks to @RachelRileyRR and @Baddiel for combatting the evils of socialism. Congratulations to you both for recieving your MBE. The establishment always rewards us for helping them keep their power and wealth. Well done.
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mining companies, news networks, social media platforms, cybersecurity firms, tech companies. .
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The Labour Party under my leadership has a plan to win Scotland in the same way we'll win England, Wales and Northern Ireland:.⌛Timing - By not being in power for so long people will forget how bad we are /will not care anymore. 💷 Compromise - business friendly, leadership.
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@wendyp4545 @elonmusk They can't buy Tik Tok silly. It's run by an arm of the Chinese government.
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@MerlinLondon @firemonkey1957 @sherwiebp @MarkSeddon1962 @Keir_Starmer It's true. I did undermine every soft Brexit proposal. Let's be honest I played everyone including all those Corbyn supporters who thought id keep those hard left policies. If you want to win you have to go to Murdochs parties. Everyone knows that.
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