A literal blast from the past! My first ever song from 2 years ago. Guilt Trip (5909) https://t.co/3oHjlv5nrZ

This place is a cesspit. I’m off for good. Contact me on

Yay! WW3 was on my 2026 wish list! And also forgetting all about the #EpsteinFiles It’s a win win!

Welcome to another end of the world! It’s not the one act, just a long series before we eventually arrive at self-destruction. Cocktails and ineffective social posts on standby 🍸⌨️

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@ZackPolanski One of the many reasons why I’ll never tactically vote Lib Dem ever again. The Greens are the only party with any backbone or even basic morality.

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Why can’t they just do the draw and tell us afterwards. What a load of utter, utter time-wasting shite. #WorldCup2026

From outdated wiring to a flexible, future-ready system, see how Butler Country Club utilized track busway for efficient, organized cart charging.

Tonight will be the 23,280th night I’ve spent on this planet… nighty nite

The track is shit at the best of times and yet we’re coming back here for years to come. Forget human rights violations, a rubbish, no-overtaking circuit track, and really boring races. It’s all about the money… 😡 #F1 #QatarGP

Wahoo! Getting my first play off my debut album, EVERY SHADOW HAS A NAME on Colin’s Cuts this evening! (UK electronic/synth DJ), a long-running community/online-radio DJ: synthpop / electronic / with a cool global niche following.  https://t.co/DUi2j2oKz6 Don’t miss this show!

Very odd how Epstein appears to be trending everywhere other than the US? Bill Clinton is trending though. I can’t imagine that Musk is manipulating what’s in the news… can he!

Another top Graham Norton Show. The best bit? Fast-forwarding Ed fucking Sheeran

Finally watched Superman, which unfortunately face-planted into a pile of soggy morals. Yikes. The villain actually goes to jail?!? Cute if you’ve never met the real world. Peacemaker still rules. Krypto the star by a fucking mile! A Kryto and Eagley Team-Up, anyone? Yes please!

Next Friday 7th November, come down to FILTHY FRIDAYS with TONY LAW & special guest, LAURA LEXX. 8pm start. £12. Cocktails a must! Full details and TIX here: https://t.co/SnQ5r94NSX #Brighton #Comedy #BrightonComedy #BrightonEvents #UKStandUp #ComedyNightUK #BrightonNightlife

One of the best shows of the decade. #SlowHorses finale

‘Fuck nugget’ Hahaha

Decided on a simple, understated, classic motif for my mug replacement.

Despite a total lack of marketing in the lead-up to its release, my debut album EVERY SHADOW HAS A NAME is out today and is for all the misfits and lovers of retro electronic pop. Enjoy! https://t.co/FBRee9CEeX #BeUnusual #Synthpop #RetroElectronica #ActuallyAutistic #NewMusic

Very sad day. Broke my favourite mug that I’ve had for 25 years and Sarah-Jane just left Doctor Who S13

Chump promised jobs… and to be fair, he’s employing a helluva lot of demolition crews. And I don’t get all this negative press. With the paved Rose Garden, golden interiors, and now the new ballroom, the Whitehouse will be open for weddings and Bar mitzvahs very soon $$$

French police have released a picture of the person they are looking for in connection with today’s jewel heist.