in the twitlight (twilight of twitter) i'm just gonna ask you to go this link page https://t.co/2oq43cn9LA and order a copy of my brother and i's comic or preorder one of my teach kids cannibalism shirts

Geico just announced they will no longer insure the cybertruck, it's the not the first time Elon has been convinced the lizard people have turned against him, but it's the first time he's been right.

Godzilla trying to play soccer

jesus secret service is having such a bad year soon counterfeiting will be legal

ya know in these trying times sometimes its important to sit down with the Venezuelan gangster next door, share a cat burger, and talk about the things we have in common instead of the things that separate us

New episode of Weakend Update podcast out everywhere! @zachreinert0 @GeoffreyTice @CoryHelie @KickHolland

wow can't believe Trump Saltburn'd that grave, I guess he really does love our troops!

A small look at The Flenser extended universe. Art by Bangtanghan.

Barry Lyndon × 21 Savage "a lot"

recipients of the Biden robo-call knew it was a hoax because he sounded more lucid and engaged than anybody has heard him in 4 years

If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, then it probably is a duck. but it might be Daniel Day Lewis you never really know he’s just that good

brave acting choices

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can't believe Cher is taking the keys to gramercy park!

new seasonal character just dropped, Krust Kringle, please welcome him into your hearts and homes

Detective Dracula Private Investigator (2023)

back to back head slam kos holy fuck

Friendship Pile

how can Hall have filed a restraining order against Oates when I can't even tell which one's Hall and which one's Oates???

Elon has lost his wife, his kids, 40 billion dollars, and his space ship crashed. It’s like a genre of country music that doesn’t even exist yet