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*After cooking me a delicious meal
Her:Do I cook better than your mum?
Me:
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Literally,8 is just a 0 wearing belt..
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"Smokers are liable to die young"
what if I started smoking at old age??
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When you just moved to an estate and all what you're seeing are fresh babes.
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Yesterday was December, today is January..
Does that mean tomorrow will be February??
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How can you die a virgin and still not make heaven
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Teacher:why did you come late
Me:I was caught up in a heavy traffic
Teacher:how is that my fault?
Me:did I blame you?
Other students:
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Me when I'm yawning tirelessly and Mom said kuku swallow us nah.
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African Mothers have this special talent of bargaining prices until you feel pity for the seller!!
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How on Earth will you give me a test to write a compositon about myself and still score me zero!!
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When Anthony Joshua visited his grandmother in Nigeria and she asked him to wash all the plates before she come back from market
Aj:
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When I'm about to follow someone and I discover he has 12k followers and he his following just 12
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The only time African parents can be so humble is when you're trying to teach them how to operate a smartphone
They can even volunteer to get you chilled water from the fridge!!
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How Twitter unemployed Havard English teachers land on your tweet when they see you made a grammar error😂
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Me:*yawning tirelessly
Teacher: Khunmi don't swallow me
Me:No cause for alarm ma,I don't eat goat meat
Other students:
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Me playing games and listening to music a day to my exam
Failure:
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*Judgement day
Angel:all of you should line up according to ya gender,male one side and female one side
Bobrisky:
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How on earth will you die a virgin and still not make heaven.
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BREAKING NEWS:may you never loose your parents when you start making it in life 🙏🙏
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When you're forced to wear a native dress to a birthday party!!
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If you like be asking where they get your number from,Ode😂
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We started vibing not more than a week and you've started billing me already
Me:
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When you're shouting on top ya voice trying to defend ya lies but I've already know the truth!!
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Feminists when they realise have been looKING instead of "looQUEEN"
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Rare picture of me when I watch 3 or 4 porns and I didn't masturbate or cum!!
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When you take naira Marley to court for hearings but the lawyers all happen to be marlians 😂😂
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Nigerian mothers will never disappoint 😹
#Justice4mobhad
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#Autopsy
lekki Naira Marley Sam Larry Protest Nigerians Onana Lagos Dj Chicken
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Pikins that were born after 1967 when they see Gen Z and Gen X.. But no one is talking about theirs😭😭
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No matters how fast our parents are ageing..They will never be absent when we start making it big by God's grace 🤲🙏❤️
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After having 4 hours of straight and steady knacking.
Shawty:
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Me in the morning trying to check what's good on Twitter but the first notification that popped in was "your village people has started following you"
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We had sex 5 days ago and you're already telling me you are 4weeks pregnant for me
Me:
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How I see in myself in the baber's mirror ft when I get home
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Me after our math teacher checked the textbook and discover I'm correct after a rough auguement on a formula he wrote wrongly on the board
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The pain of you forgetting where you hide your money is worse than heartbreak😭😭😂..
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When your dad tell you he will beat you when you disrespect him!
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Facebook refugees trying their possible best to understand what's Twitter all about.
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That awkward moment when am super broke and start remembering those people I told to keep change😭😭
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Finally a thread for ibadan 👇👇
1. First skyscraper in Nigeria (Cocoa house)
2. The Bower towel
3. Agodi gardens
4. First standard stadium in Africa (liberty stadium)
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Sometimes I just imagine if I can't just be the random 8 yrs old boy I've been before..With no urge for love, uncontrollable desire for wealth and luxuries..
Then I discover if ain't doing this for myself then I have to do it for moi momma😍😍😍
Gm..
#MondayMotivation
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Using shaving stick to shave ya private part is out dated..
All you have to do is to boil hot water and pour it there then start pulling the hair like a hen's feather!!
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Did you know impotents are use for shooting porns??
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Forget 2baba and Abacha for now.. this one nah premium Wahala 😂😂😩
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How on earth will I be an airpod for 80k only for me to on it and hear "the bluvtus defise ish ready to pear"😭😭
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When shawty is trying to show me boobs while we're on video call during Ramadan..
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Me:the only reason why I don't like eating rat is because its fvcking dirty!
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No matter what you are going through in life, please eat first 🙏🙏
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Me during and after masturbation.
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Walking down the blocks makes it more fun!!
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Did you know you can rent a girlfriend in China for a week for $31? 🤔😂😊❤️
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If they tell you all fingers are not equal,tell them yours won't be the shortest among them👌❤️
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Me when the pastor I caught having a good time with one of the sisters the previous night is preaching against fornication
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No one:
Girls trying to figure out what they can actually bring to a relationship apart from sex, bills and frustration:
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You have big bumbum..I asked you to send your pictures,you con dey send selfies..
Foolish girl 🙄😂
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Me feeling fly and waiting for my mom to return after doing all the house chores and even those ones she didn't ask me to do..
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How can you throw ya jacket to ya fans at a show,and they eventually throw the jacket back to you
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Feb 13 11:49
Me:I love you and I want you to be my girlfriend
Her:I accept and I love you too
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Her:Where are you taking me to for val?
Me:
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Me: I've finished packing the clothes in the bag but there are still lots left
Mom:**After doing the African magic and there's still space to park an aeroplane
Me:
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If Yoruba people tells you "Walai Oni kure"..This what they are actually talking about..
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