BREAKING NEWS: No matter how close you are with your coworkers, never discuss your personal matters at work. Neverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

Rocker Gene Simmons tees off on red carpet reporter asking about his politics, says he has a hot chick with him and he’s set. This is awesome, enjoy:

USPS tracking: Step 1: we don't think it exists Step 2: delivered

Life, finds a way

Sydney Sweeney is an American icon. "In this political climate, as a white woman, I want to give you an opportunity to apologize for saying you have good genes." "No."

It’s early evening and pitch black all over America already today. What are we doing, people? Falling back is for morons. End it once and for all.

Can't end the regular season without giving a huge shoutout to these two!

.@ClayTravis has a blunt response to Barack Obama’s claim that he “doesn’t know” what motivated Charlie Kirk’s murder. In just two minutes, Travis summed up what every angry American is feeling right now. “YOU CAUSED THIS!” “You can’t call the president of the United States

Only one party is making assassination attempts at public events and rallies. That tells me everything I need to know.

“The further a society drifts from the truth, the more it will hate those who speak it.” —George Orwell

Enough is enough .. Retweet and trend it.

This shouldn’t piss off just “MAGA” like the mainstream media is alleging it is. This should piss off EVERY SINGLE AMERICAN. I am sick and tired of this.

I would rather walk barefoot across a carpet made out of Legos than go to my high school reunion.

Phillies debut the “Coldplay Kiss Cam”. Wait for it…

Reason why I never want to leave my house: 1. People

Am I just getting older or are people getting more annoying?

Unpopular opinion: As I get older, all this looks disgusting

2 years ago today, @jimmybuffett suprised an audience in Rhode Island. This was the last time Buffett would perform in front of an audience. You can see how skinny he was and throughout all the pain, that smile never wavered. Maybe a lesson we all should learn. #FinsUpForever

Should be a National Holiday

Summer Can Officially Start Now That We Have Video of Ben Simmons Shooting in a Gym https://t.co/lasLSONJGM