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@KeyboardBarbie

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My opinions are free, but you're still welcome to pay me. Venmo: LaurenOW ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆโ™€๏ธโœŠ๐Ÿฟ ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ โ™ป๏ธ ๐Ÿ’‰ KCMO

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@KeyboardBarbie
L. she/her
3 years
Not gonna play, I want these fr fr
@MosheIsaacian
Moshe Isaacian
3 years
@NYXCosmetics @OPI_PRODUCTS @sophiahliu 14) Official Barbie skates?! YES PLEASE
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@KeyboardBarbie
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3 years
Win tickets for The 1975 at T-Mobile Center, October 25, 2023 with Do816
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Win Tickets to The 1975 at T-Mobile Center, October 25, 2023 on Do816 #Do816
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@KeyboardBarbie
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3 years
Stop gaslighting us, start fighting for us! When SCOTUS announces its decision, @POTUS are you prepared to fight for debtors by cancelling student debt **automatically and instantly** ... BEFORE the next baseless Republican attack? https://t.co/RYxTXDgq5A
@POTUS46Archive
President Biden Archived
3 years
Providing student loan debt relief to hardworking borrowers is necessary to help them recover from the economic harms of the pandemic. Thatโ€™s why in our bipartisan budget agreement, I fought to keep it in place.
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@MattCalcara
Matthew Calcara
3 years
Sen. Ty Masterson's vision for Kansas somehow manages to be both meaner and dumber than Sam Brownback's, but unfortunately, Masterson is a lot better at whipping votes in the #ksleg than Brownback was. The last thing we need to be doing is giving rich people a tax cut.
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@DylanOgline
Dylan Ogline
4 years
No, both sides are not the same. One wants a theocracy with unfettered capitalism and oligarchs at the helm The other wants billionaires to pay a bit more in taxes so we can afford healthcare for everyone.
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@shannonrwatts
Shannon Watts
3 years
Katy Perry to gun violence survivor on American Idol: โ€œOur country has fucking failed us.โ€
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@dave_kehr
Dave Kehr
3 years
And some people say the movies are dying . . .
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@KeyboardBarbie
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3 years
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3 years
Win tickets for Switchfoot - This is Our Christmas Tour at Uptown Theater, December 09, 2022 with Do816
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@KeyboardBarbie
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3 years
Looking at you Missouri ๐ŸŒฟ๐Ÿ’จ
@staubio
Matt Staub
3 years
What does it say about democracy that voters in the reddest of states will consistently vote for progressive policy directly but vote for the candidates that undermine those policies at every turn?
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@MuellerSheWrote
Mueller, She Wrote
3 years
Trump lost 40 house seats in his first midterm. Obama lost 63 Clinton lost 52 Reagan lost 26 Carter lost 15 Bidenโ€™s house is a dead heat. OUTSTANDING night for dems ๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’™
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@KeyboardBarbie
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3 years
I placed a mobile carry out order & then had to wait 20+ minutes in the drive thru line to pick it up. The opposite of quick and convenient. ๐Ÿ™„
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@KeyboardBarbie
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3 years
The universe must be trying to send me messages today... So far I've learned I need to get up earlier and start meal prepping... ๐Ÿ˜’ @Wendys
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@KeyboardBarbie
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3 years
Seriously one minute after I got this drink...
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@KeyboardBarbie
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3 years
Idk why @scooterscoffee can't make a frozen blended coffee drink as well as their competition ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ another disappointing morning from the closest coffee shop to my house ๐Ÿ™„
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@KeyboardBarbie
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3 years
Kyrie Irvingโ€™s Anti-Semitism mess is bigger than him. Itโ€™s a symptom of what ails America | https://t.co/pmDGOHhH75
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@Booker4KY
Charles Booker
3 years
At an event in Bardstown, a woman showed up to heckle me. She accused me of wanting to kill babies. I didnโ€™t give her the response she expected.
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@KeyboardBarbie
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3 years
Win tickets for Ed Sheeran: -=รทx Tour at Arrowhead Stadium, August 05, 2023 with Do816
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@emmasincenewyrk
Emma ๐Ÿฉต
3 years
olivia wilde and jason sudeikis have brought the entire internet into their personal drama and are literally arguing through media outlets and olivia has the nerve to say โ€œi like my privacyโ€ and โ€œi didnโ€™t sign up for a reality showโ€ is insane.
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