"Public servants are lazy and overpaid!" yells someone on day 3 of 2wk office closure, OOO until Jan 5, got hungover from open bar office party + mad their holiday bonus wasn't bigger.

Don't forget plenty of ppl prefer shocking themselves to having to be alone with their own thoughts. https://t.co/xTx9C8SE9h

I observe more than I speak. I hear what isn't said. There is a lot of power in being the quietest person in the room.

Society treasures feelings above thinking. Must be happy 100%. A quiet extrovert has to think + sees they have no identity. They're defined by others. Oh no! Unhappy! While they're quiet introverts plan a thinking society. Thinking society sees how fucked we are.

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Me: Look @ team's results not day to day actions. New Mngr Coworker: ? Me: Easy to _look_ busy + smile like not stressed. They're not stressed bc not working. Coworker: ? Me: How do you measure success? Coworker _Whispering_: I don't know what we're supposed to do.

Me as a kid: These adults in this book are _so_ messed up. I'll never be like them. Me as adult:🙄

When I'm asked for a SWOT analysis I put "SWOT analysis" in the weakness section. I know it's not read. They don't lead to anything. We do it to say we did it. Never been called out for it.

4 quick+easy steps to #burnout great workers!!! Worker #1 knows about The New Thing➡️The New Thing _must_ be Worker #1's job!➡️The New Thing isn't _my_ job!!!➡️Always give The New Thing to Worker #1 Reality: The New Thing is _everyone's_ job! Keep up, ppl! #GCComms #GCDigital

What? Oh nothing, really. Just management asking who can run this 'n that system. Who's close to retirement. Who isn't at a level they should be by their age. Nope, nothing to see here. Just how #GC is actually doing Carney's Comprehensive Expenditure Review to find cuts. #CER

Comment section now: Yeah screw them govt workers! Who needs 'em!!!! Comment section + 1 year: Where's my passport? Where's my tax refund? Why's my CPP late? How come my friend can't get a visa? Why's this park gone to sh*t?

Purrsia Or do you mean "country" like "rustic"?

Get the "Hey we missed you last night. Come out with us next time" DM. Go out with them next time. Spend a few hours barely talking to anyone.🤦🏽

I'm always really motivated when a Director tells me "I need to keep my troops on the front lines" when I propose a small + temporary group that could fix her biggest issue. Well, yes ma'am! When are we going over the top, ma'am? 🫡 #GCComms

Always great starting your day reading 5-year plan for the topic you're the expert in written by _not_ the expert. A few recommendations don't make any sense. Why didn't they talk to me? Of course! We avoid #AuDHD. They're too honest. One more day as a woman in #GCDigital.

#Protip: When your execs say you're the "Best Comms Group in #GC!" but PSES keeps showing high stress + low morale, it's time to sharpen résumé. It's empty praise. They hope you feel good + not see they're not fixing the issues. #gccomms

This mayor, like @JimWatsonOttawa, wants downtown to suffer to ⬇️ property costs + let his developer pals buy it cheap. He wants 2 terms to: ⬆️homeless ⬆️drugs ⬆️crime ⬆️vacant stores ⬇️transit Except huge development ~2030 when he goes private sector + makes $$$ from it.

The @OttawaPolice helped the convoy + now bust unions. This is @_MarkSutcliffe's Ottawa. He will stamp out anyone looking for fairness so he + his developer pals can make $$$. Free Alex Silas! #ACAB @psac_afpc @PSACNCR @AlexSilasPSAC https://t.co/ETGS3yl4jU

If he had a big rig and an air horn, Ottawa cops would have left him alone. Union leader Alex Silas arrested at PSAC rally Wednesday, via @OttawaCitizen

In conf call heard DepDir say: "Look, I retire in two years. Don't give me anything new. Don't give me anything hard. Give it to someone else. I'm doing the minumum. I'm gonna coast. I'll only do it if you tell me I _MUST_ do it. Otherwise it's not getting done."